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  1. Unread #1 - Apr 26, 2008 at 6:01 AM
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    'tis true, I was talking to God the other day and he's all like "So yeah, back when Photoshop was in beta, i used it IRL to make the planet" so I was telling him all his crappy color choices, the terribly overused cliche styles and such, so he says to me he says "Well then Mat, here's photoshop CS3 IRL, go fix up my fuckups why don't you"

    So now I go around photoshopping whatever I don't like, I saw this female that was rather beautiful, but she was slightly overweight so i photoshopped her into a perfect specimin and I added a few level filters, etc.

    I also change every ****** I see into a red person when i fuck with the Hue.

    etc.

    Plus my ePenis is fucking huge!
     
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  3. Unread #2 - Apr 26, 2008 at 6:19 AM
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    what...the...fuck? you talked to god? i should talk to zypur too.
     
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  5. Unread #3 - Apr 26, 2008 at 7:29 AM
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  7. Unread #4 - Apr 26, 2008 at 8:21 AM
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  13. Unread #7 - Apr 26, 2008 at 9:07 AM
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  15. Unread #8 - Apr 26, 2008 at 5:11 PM
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    Colorize Teh Sun.
     
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  17. Unread #9 - Apr 26, 2008 at 5:13 PM
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    What shit were you smoking while doing acid?
     
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  19. Unread #10 - Jun 25, 2008 at 8:57 AM
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    what had happen was.
     
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  21. Unread #11 - Jun 26, 2008 at 2:51 AM
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    Grave dig FTL.
     
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  23. Unread #12 - Dec 15, 2008 at 9:45 PM
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    bumped from page 305 ftw
     
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