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  1. TDD

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    'tis true, I was talking to God the other day and he's all like "So yeah, back when Photoshop was in beta, i used it IRL to make the planet" so I was telling him all his crappy color choices, the terribly overused cliche styles and such, so he says to me he says "Well then Mat, here's photoshop CS3 IRL, go fix up my fuckups why don't you"

    So now I go around photoshopping whatever I don't like, I saw this female that was rather beautiful, but she was slightly overweight so i photoshopped her into a perfect specimin and I added a few level filters, etc.

    I also change every ****** I see into a red person when i fuck with the Hue.

    etc.

    Plus my ePenis is fucking huge!
     
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    what...the...fuck? you talked to god? i should talk to zypur too.
     
    0120012345, Apr 26, 2008
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    Shredder owes you $1000
     
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  4. me likes pies

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    Yes, is drugs.
     
    me likes pies, Apr 26, 2008
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    I like penis
     
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    drugs do wounders
     
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    Yes, is drugs.
     
    me likes pies, Apr 26, 2008
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    Colorize Teh Sun.
     
    A_S_A, Apr 26, 2008
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    What shit were you smoking while doing acid?
     
    megajosh2, Apr 26, 2008
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    what had happen was.
     
    jamzpkzsythe, Jun 25, 2008
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    Grave dig FTL.
     
    hm0ng, Jun 26, 2008
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    bumped from page 305 ftw
     
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