What did Barney ever do to you... He is such a great person. I grew up watching the guy, he has had such a great influence on my life. He taught me how to count, taught me right from wrong. Hell, he even taught me how to sing! This guy isn't the type guy to be degraded. Barney is the greatest, no doubt.
And, if Barney had a vagina, I'd TOTALLY fuck him.
Actual asleep dream: lol My favorite dream that I've had since I was like 8 years old is where there's no adults in the world and you can do whatever the hell you want.
IRL dream: Working for the FBI (or anything law enforcement related) and making decent money and having 2 or 3 kids.