I Hate My Job...

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

 

/quit

 

Old copypasta is old. I read the first line and was like "hey, I've seen this before."

 

Old. Was funny the first time though.

 

I have never seen this, pretty funny. Seems you copied and pasted this, but it is still pretty funny. =]

 

Quit then?

 

I can't believe you missed the joke. It refers to the popular kids T.V program 'Scooby Doo'

OT: I heard this a while ago, I though it was pretty funny the first time :noworry:

 

took me like...20 secs to get the referance to scooby doo...but yea was funny thx for the laugh, first time i heard it

haha...some ppl said quit

 

lol.. It's a joke, referring to scoobie doo.

Never seen it, got a good laugh out of it.

 

This is when I lol'ed.

Some people thought you were being serious >.<

Funny

 

Damn, I thought it would be a dumb blonde joke:/ Those are funnier

 

Lol nice.

 

Haha it's the Scooby Doo crew.

 

haha this made me lol irl.

/win

 

I hate this thread

This is so fucking unbelievable. First there's this guy that tries copypastaing an old joke on 4chan. There's this guy that donated 5 bucks, and I'm still on 200+ posts.