I got slapped in the face today :(

*conversation*
Her: Yeah I like older guys
Me: Greetings, two years older
Her: Oh really? I do like that you know?
Me: Great, I like younger women.
Her: Why though?
Me: They are so... tight.
*slap*



Totally fucking worth it.

 

[Cor-GFX]

Lol'd

 

Aren't you from the Netherlands?

So it would really be like this:

Her: DERKA DERKA DERKA DERK DERK DERK.
Me: HERPA HERPA SHERP NERP.
Her: DERP DERP VERKA DERKA NERP NERP.
Me: BERPA BERPA TERPA TERPA TERP
Her: RERPA RERPA ERPA ERPA.
Me: GERPA GERPA.... GERP.

*slap*

LMFAO That's the name of the company I work for.

 

[Peetu]

 

*Goes into detective/pedo mode.*

I find it less frightening then when Cosbob sais that.

 

[Simple Merchant]

Sir, go ahead and take a seat right there

 

[RsSalesGuy]

Aren't you from the Netherlands?

So it would really be like this:

Her: DERKA DERKA DERKA DERK DERK DERK.
Me: HERPA HERPA SHERP NERP.
Her: DERP DERP VERKA DERKA NERP NERP.
Me: BERPA BERPA TERPA TERPA TERP
Her: RERPA RERPA ERPA ERPA.
Me: GERPA GERPA.... GERP.

*slap*

Lol'd.

 

[xook]

lol :]

 

[▌WeÅ¡ ▌]

This really made the thread.

 

[Aroxez]

I Love The Rock And Stone Cold Steve Austin And The Undertaker And John Cena And Rey Mysterio And Triple H And Hulk Hogan And Johnny Cash And Bret Hart And Rodey Rodey Piper And Randy The Macho Man Savage Yaaaaa

 

[davidh93]

lol'ed

 

[D God]

Well done.