I challenge you!

To write a rap about green tea!

 

Green tea is awesome
it has antioxidents
When you drank a lot of it
it makes you shit
Like a ton of liquid
not like a ton of bricks

 

Damn straight.

 

Green TEA!
Good? AGREE!

Good for YOU!
Aint TABOO!

Green n SHIT!
Helpd me get mah PERMIT!

Green Tea got SKILLS!
Drink wit Yo GILLS!

Its DREAMLIKE!
Drink on yo TRIKE!

Helps you loose WEIGHT!
Damnnnnnnn Straighhhhht!

They drink it in CHINA
but dey got vaginas

Its in mah cup
no time for makeup.. cuzzzz

I GOT GREEN TEA
BITCH, GOTTA PEE
ITS IN MAH CUP
GOTTA SIT UP

n DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK!
drink dat tea,
DIS SHIT IS HEALTHY!

 

PENIS in you mouth
not as good as green tea
That is unless you like the yellow stuff
Also known as pee

 

Nigga, you aint got to explain shit
Ive been robbin motherfuckers since the slave ships
With the same clip and the same four-five
Two point-blank, a motherfuckers sure to die

 

yo i been sippin on this green tea
shit be makin me sleepy
best not drink when the time is creeping
closer to the end when you thank god for the day
nigga

 

Green tea
makes my grandma pee
its free if your a tranny
I wish i could F$$$ my nanny
crumpts and tea is not for me