random ppl

ppl you never seen or heard of, just pop out of nowhere..

 

Example: Michael Jackson, Samuel Jackson, George W. Bush.

 

like urself

 

Well I didn't pay attention to the spam forum at all till yesterday. I enjoy posting on the other forums but there is only so much i can post before it becomes meaningless and i begin posting in stupid threads like what do you smell like? what did you eat for dinner? I ended up here and realized i could post nearly anything and not feel like a complete idiot. Also I've been here 2 years long than you, i just don't post that often.

 

oh.
cool.

Hahanerd45*, gohanforever+

 

Well, who the hell are you?

 

im hahanerd45. im a boy but i dont like other boys. sometimes i think girls look funny but other times i like them. i think boobies feel like huge marshmallows but cats make me sneeze. i think runescape is gay but i train accounts for money. with money i can buy lots of things like trains and candy and dogs and food and mcdonalds and everything else. one day i found $50 lying around under my bed but i wanted to save it for more drugs but im too addicted to drugs and drugs make my nose and my chest and my head hurt too much. i donated to sythe to look cool but people still dont think im cool because im allergic to cats. i play soccer and when i play soccer i get really sweaty from playing soccer. sometimes i stink when i sweat and other times i do not. reading all of this hurts my head and when my head hurts i start to cry and when i cry i start getting mad and when i get mad i go outside to read but then my head hurts again and when my head hurts i start crying again and then i get mad again and then i go outside. sometimes my mom makes soup for me but the soup is too hot and the soup that is too hot burns my tongue and when my tongue is burned i cant stick my tongue places because it will hurt. this makes my sister mad because she cant enjoy the tongue when its burned. i am hahanerd45 and guess what

bitch im the boss

 

im so fucking horny

 

In the great state of Texas, you'd be considered a bitch.

 

well in iraq we dont care about texas because they are a buncha losers with cowboy hats who cant do anything except hurt themselves but americans are funny looking all of them and they iraqi peoples are stupid looking but we wear turbans and turbans are white and white things look cool my sister said she likes white things but americans are white so she doesnt like them anymore my mom said that americans are bad and they just want our oil for there things so thats why my dad bombed america for my future and my dad wanted me to follow his footsteps and i cant belieeve it b/c i will be famous but i cant be famous because im dead and when im dead i cant see things and when i cant see things i go crazy and when i go crazy i die but im already dead so i dont know what happens but i have weird dreams sometimes when im dead but

bitch im the boss

 

The Great Country America You would be considered a Nigger and hung.

 

Wait, who the fuck are you?

 

Niggers don't exist.

 

In the great continent of North America you would have your breasts replaced by popeyes chicken then placed in a mental institution.

 

Wow, they don't even do that anymore... only to those bloody terroists!

 

idk how to get my weiner to work. i can't find the button.

 

dial 911 on ur phone and tell them ur problem

 

rollin the weed from cali ......up in that spliff from philly.........origanl gangsta

 

dude, in case u havent noticed, i get more ass than a toilet seat which makes me the boss

 

I'M RICK JAMES BITCH.