Ask Humpo Anything.

Thread title, bored on bus while going to my girlfriends. You have about an hour.

 

Why do you hate me?

 

I don't, I hope I haven't made any remarks out of spam forum to make you feel that I do.

Your a great member of the community, always seem to be a decent guy. Would like to get to know you more. Always up for a chat via pm, so drop me one some time! .

 

You're* a great member of the community,

xD

 

Why go such a long way for a shag when CRaptor lx does door to door service for 5 Aussie $?

 

Because, she cooks me dinner too?

But seriously, its not just sex, we've been together for 2 and a half years, couldn't go a week without seeing her. It's like crack.

(pun intended)

@Msn, shup .

 

Aight dawg i got chu,When is Fendle back?

 

About 2 weeks now, was a 3 week ban.

 

okay coolio,What else can i ask you hmmmm.

Should i call you Lord or Darth?

 

Lord if you'll be so kind.

Nearly there now, so I'm gonna stop for tonight. Ask more stuff and i will answer tomorrow.

 

Whats her fav position? Does she cum fast? Do you cum fast? what is she on a scale of 1-10? whats her race? upload a pic? can i hit? Is she bald? How many times have u hit? U wot m8?

 

Why won't you go die?

 

Do you like bus drives?

 

humpo this? humpo that? you choose

 

No, just no.

Because you'd feel bad for cyber bullying me to death.

Not really, but Sythe and my iPod keeps me occupied.

I am just trying to entertain myself and others, don't like it, don't click on threads i create, simples.

 

wow m8 so she doesnt even -.- idk why ur even with her m8 :l

 

I love how you now call me CRaptor, take you a while to come up with such a witty name for me? By the way, I wouldn't have sex with you for $5, because if I wanted AIDS, Herpes and Chlamydia for $5, I would head down to my local homeless shelter. Also mentioning the fact that it's an Australian $5 is in my favour, because our currency is STABLE and our economy hasn't gone TOTALLY TO SHIT like America's. Thanks for dropping by the SF again as well despite your saying that you don't post in here any more.

 

I am from uk buddy you know the place ure great great grandparents were from

RL scammer xD

 

You instantly lose any argument when you say "ure". Also, my great grandparents were from Australia/Ireland mate. So there goes that response. RL scammer, I assume this is just your jealousy at being so inferior to myself that you have to make up petty things to use as insults. I'll leave you to your solitude in your parents basement now.