I am A little....

[Brix]

I am A little girl
I have a little thing
When I go to bed
I stick my finger in
I am much older now
My thing has lost it's charm
Now it takes 5 fingers
And half my arm!




Little miss muffet
Sat on a tuffet
With a dildo the size of her arm
Along came a ******
Whos cock was much bigger
and gave her some perminant harm!

 

[Iam Satan]

That second ones kinda clever I must admit. I didn't know what was starred out until I tried to rhyme bigger. xD

 

[DmItRi]

This shows you have a lot of time on your hands

 

[Brix]

Dont be jelous DmItRi

 

[Inventor]

Are you serious? Please take the Music section seriously

This wasn't funny at all and disgraces the work we put into it

 

[Cfrey]

Are you serious? Please take the Music section seriously

This wasn't funny at all and disgraces the work we put into it

It disgraces you... Its art non the less.

 

[Brix]

Are you serious? Please take the Music section seriously

This wasn't funny at all and disgraces the work we put into it

I dont like Rick Astley and I think he is a disgrace to the music industry, Dont see me complaining.

 

[Sarrathz]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay that wasn't the best piece of music, but it made me laugh

 

[MM_Alex]

That second ones kinda clever I must admit. I didn't know what was starred out until I tried to rhyme bigger. xD

Lol, same. pretty funny. Personally i think this is more suited to the spam forum, not really music or proper poetry, also your pretty weird to sit and make these as a hobby in my opinion .

 

[Christmas Crackers]

I don't know why people are criticizing this by saying it is not poetry or art. Who are you to define what art is?