I am A little....

I am A little girl
I have a little thing
When I go to bed
I stick my finger in
I am much older now
My thing has lost it's charm
Now it takes 5 fingers
And half my arm!




Little miss muffet
Sat on a tuffet
With a dildo the size of her arm
Along came a ******
Whos cock was much bigger
and gave her some perminant harm!

 

That second ones kinda clever I must admit. I didn't know what was starred out until I tried to rhyme bigger. xD

 

This shows you have a lot of time on your hands

 

Dont be jelous DmItRi

 

Are you serious? Please take the Music section seriously

This wasn't funny at all and disgraces the work we put into it

 

It disgraces you... Its art non the less.

 

I dont like Rick Astley and I think he is a disgrace to the music industry, Dont see me complaining.

 

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay that wasn't the best piece of music, but it made me laugh

 

Lol, same. pretty funny. Personally i think this is more suited to the spam forum, not really music or proper poetry, also your pretty weird to sit and make these as a hobby in my opinion .

 

I don't know why people are criticizing this by saying it is not poetry or art. Who are you to define what art is?