gooberboy686
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- May 27, 2007
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You: yo
Stranger: hey
Stranger: do you read teh book of mormon?
Stranger: the*
Stranger: its the official book of the church of latter day saints
You: isnt that the book for terrorists
Stranger: did you know the jews used to draw half a fish in the dirt before talking to a potential jew?
You: dude fish taste bad
Stranger: it was a dangerous time to be a jew in biblical times
You: wait so are you one of the people from 9/11
Stranger: YOU NEED TO READ THE BOOK OF MORMON
Stranger: otherwise you will not go to the 3rd Degree of Heaven
You: send me naked pictures of your women
Stranger: like us mormons
Stranger: you're quite dense aren't you?
Stranger: are you a sinner?
Stranger: of course you are
Stranger: i can smell it off of you
You: does masturbation count?
Stranger: masturbation is filthy
You: damn
You: is it a sin
Stranger: yes
You: dude then i sin like 14 times a day
Stranger: you will feel teh spirit leave your body if you masturbate
Stranger: i need to go now
You: no i feel something else leave my body
Stranger: spread the good word now
You: what good word
You: you bombed our towers
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: hey
Stranger: do you read teh book of mormon?
Stranger: the*
Stranger: its the official book of the church of latter day saints
You: isnt that the book for terrorists
Stranger: did you know the jews used to draw half a fish in the dirt before talking to a potential jew?
You: dude fish taste bad
Stranger: it was a dangerous time to be a jew in biblical times
You: wait so are you one of the people from 9/11
Stranger: YOU NEED TO READ THE BOOK OF MORMON
Stranger: otherwise you will not go to the 3rd Degree of Heaven
You: send me naked pictures of your women
Stranger: like us mormons
Stranger: you're quite dense aren't you?
Stranger: are you a sinner?
Stranger: of course you are
Stranger: i can smell it off of you
You: does masturbation count?
Stranger: masturbation is filthy
You: damn
You: is it a sin
Stranger: yes
You: dude then i sin like 14 times a day
Stranger: you will feel teh spirit leave your body if you masturbate
Stranger: i need to go now
You: no i feel something else leave my body
Stranger: spread the good word now
You: what good word
You: you bombed our towers
Your conversational partner has disconnected.













