http://omegle.com/

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You: hey baby
Stranger: sup bro
You: watsup?
Stranger: chillin
Stranger: bout to esea
You: same man
You: i just smoked a joint and ripped 4 bongs
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: im about to go smoke
You: sweet
Stranger: but ill prob pass out at the keyboard
Stranger: fucking tired
You: good stuff tho...blue cheese
You: what music you like homie?
Stranger: everything
Stranger: always been into blink though
You: cool
You: im listnin to some nas atm
Stranger: thats whats up
You: yeh
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lols ppl hate sythe

You: hi
Stranger: yo
You: you lost the game
Stranger: how?
You: i won the game duh
Stranger: oic
You: yes
You: very complicated
You: sythe.org go there visit make friends
Stranger: well u gotta win at something in life
Stranger: hahha hell no

 

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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Penis.
Stranger:
You: Fandangle.
You: You want to lick my persian Knob?

 

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You: we're no strangers to love

Stranger: please dont be a wanker

You: you know the rules and so do i

You: full commitment is what i'm thinking of

You: you wouldn't get this from any other guy

Stranger: ok

You: i

You: just want to tell you how i'm feeling

You: want to make you, understand

Stranger: ??

You: i'm never going to give you up

You: let you down

You: run around and desert you

Stranger: i love dessert

You: (unless you turn out to be really dog ugly)

You: my favourite pudding is dick

You: spotted dick*

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: WTF, drinking?

Stranger: cheers

You: no problem

You: ?

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You: the game

Stranger: Shit. It has been lost.

 

Number 1:

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Number 6(The long as convo ):

 

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Stranger: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: chatting
Stranger:

You: okay my dick is stuck in the CD drive on my comp what should I do
Stranger: nothing i could do for help...
You: You sure can you give me a step by step to help me get it out
Stranger: sorry
You: STRANGER DANGER
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You: hi
Stranger: 你好
Stranger: 你是哪里的？
You: omfg speak english you n00b
Stranger: 我很能感觉到你是中国的
You: go play your pokemon ass hole
Stranger: 阿？
Stranger: 不要说粗口
You: No!
You: fuck!
Stranger: 文明聊天
Stranger: 文明。。。
You: English!
Stranger: 别说粗口
You: omfg
Stranger: my english is poor
You: thats cool
Stranger: don't say no good , please
Stranger: I am a gentalmen
You: I say all I want
You: where you from
Stranger: where do you come from?
You: USA you?
Stranger: CN
Stranger: china
Stranger: wa
Stranger: USA?
Stranger: cool
You: Nice you work for gold4rs.com
You: ?
Stranger: I d like speak to a foreign
Stranger: no
Stranger: what is this?
You: its where people from china play video games for low wages
Stranger: I am a usually man
Stranger: o
Stranger: wages?
Stranger: what is wages?
You: Money you make
You: from a job
Stranger: o
Stranger: thank you
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You: Hello
Stranger: How ar eyou?
You: good you
Stranger: Very well.
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: check this site out its like this one but more people ***********/lol/. Im from the USA you
Stranger: England
Stranger: many people from UK on therE?
You: Yeah
You: its UK based
Stranger: Oh really
Stranger: I may have to have a looksey
You: Yeah
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: I'll book mark it for later
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(That website is a rickroll site lol)

 

Hate that website, but it is quite funny.

 

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You: hi
Stranger:hi
You: Unb4nn3d is straight
Stranger: Fuck me
You: FAGGGGGG
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: wtf are you noob
Stranger: from?
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Stranger: hi
You: penis penis penis
Stranger: bla
Stranger: bla
You: penis@#!@!@!@!@!@!
Stranger: bla
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You: ohai
Stranger: cs
You: whats your name
Stranger: hi
You: lamaa
You: GFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Stranger: hi lamaa
You: lololololol
You: neeeeeeeeeeeeerd
You: suck my dick
You: please?
Stranger: fuck
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Stranger: hey
You: helloder
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: what's your name little kid>?
You: Canadia.
You: Canadia.
You: thepenisinhermouth
Stranger: ew
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Stranger: hi
You: bahahaha im a prick
You: pricks live forever!!@!@!@!
Stranger: pricks r gonna die!!!!!!!!!
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You: let's make kids?
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Stranger: hey girl
You: wut
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Stranger: hey stranger
You: me so horny!
You: hi hi hi hi hi hi
Stranger: first one who disconnect wins!
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You: game
Stranger: THE GAME!
You: what>

Stranger: ?
Stranger: do you play it?
You: u like pie?

Stranger: no
You: THE GAME!
Stranger: *disconnect*
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Stranger: Hi!
1. Where are you most ticklish?
2. Do you prefer the mountains or the shore?
3. What is the most recent dream of yours that you can remember?
You: what the fuck
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You: UMM
You: hi
Stranger: Hey, how are you?
You: Pretty good, you? lol
Stranger: I'm pretty good, yes! Where are you from?
You: umm
You: The USA, lol. You? lol
You: Going to get an iPod soon. Any suggestions of teh engraving on the back?
Stranger: I'm from Brazil.

Nope, I don't know the difference. lol
You: hm
You: Are there... Like a lot of Monkeys in Brazil?
Stranger: Yeah, in the zoos.
You: Oh cool
Stranger: And in what's left of the forests, of course.
You: Are there like a ton of homeless people like... living in forests and everything?
Stranger: They aren't homeless.
You: Oh
You: Ever been to Canada?
Stranger: They build entire hut-cities on the top of the trees.
You: Wow
Stranger: They have homes, then. lol
You: Lol
Stranger: I've never been in Canada until now... Why are you asking me that?
You: Cause Canada's awesome!
You: Did you know that Eskimo's have 107 words for Snow?
You: Does it ever snow in Brazil?
Stranger: I snowed once... In 1975. lol
You: Wow
You: How old are you?
Stranger: I'm 25. How about you?
You: 71.
Stranger: You're making fun of me! lol
You: No, seriously, I'm 71.
You: My grandson is showing me this website.
Stranger: Old people don't say "lol", lol.
You: Lol.
Stranger: LOL!
You: What, so just because I'm 71 means I'm "OLD" ?
You: Ok um.
You: Gotta get my glasses.
You: Bai.
Stranger: Yeah, gramps.
Stranger: lol
You: >.>
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
Stranger: how are you ?
You: Good.
You: Do you speak Mexican?
Stranger: no
You: Oh.
You: Will you marry me?
Stranger: m\f?
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You: Hi!
Stranger: do u have a webcam ?
You: No I will not take off my pants!!!!!!!!
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Rofl. Like 1/2 the people I meet are from Brazil, the otehr 1/2 are from the Netherlands '

 

Stranger: hi
You: hey.
Stranger: what is your name
You: johnathon
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LOL. I made that name up.

 

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stranger :hi...
you:wat is ur name?
stranger: bendover
you: ok my name is ...
stranger : i don't give a fuck about your name BEND OVER
you: umm......
you:why?
stranger: you don't need to know
stranger:NOW FUCKING BEND OVER
you: I is scared
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you: hi
stranger :hi...
you:wat is ur name?
stranger: bendover
you: ok my name is ...
stranger : i don't give a fuck about your name BEND OVER
you: umm......
you:why?
stranger: you don't need to know
stranger:NOW FUCKING BEND OVER
you: I is scared
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: sup
You: want to lick my balls?
You: ....
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That is clearly made up, dude. Why?