How to survive high school?

[porman]

I didn't say that? That was orlando.

I was talking to you, saying his advise isnt incorrect as you claim it to be.

Yes you can. Anyone can make friends nowadays. It's honestly not that hard.


I was a recluse throughout school, and had plenty of acquaintances. But putting effort into actual friendships, there's no point. It's a waste of time.

What? you where recluse is the OPPOSITE to being the quite kid. Im saying is you cannot sit back and wait for friends to come to you, it will not happen.

 

[Deacon Frost]

It's like a game, but there are no hax.

It's called emo-later!

 

[x⁹]

In high school, everyone loves a joker. Attempt to make a joke at every given opportunity - even, no, ESPECIALLY, if it doesn't seem appropriate.
Everyone also loves a smartass. Demonstrate your superior wit to people such as football players and seniors at every given opportunity.

Never back down from a fight, even if you know you'll lose.
Don't give the teachers and inch.

There. You'll be sure to love highschool.

 

[Deacon Frost]

I was talking to you, saying his advise isnt incorrect as you claim it to be.



What? you where recluse is the OPPOSITE to being the quite kid. Im saying is you cannot sit back and wait for friends to come to you, it will not happen.

A recluse is someone in isolation who hides away from the attention of the public, a person who lives in solitude, i.e. seclusion from intercourse with the world. The word is from the Latin recludere, which means "shut up" or "sequester".


^taken from wikipedia. So, no, it's really not the opposite. That's exactly what I did, and it worked just fine.

 

[orlando_jordan]

I was talking to you, saying his advise isnt incorrect as you claim it to be.



What? you where recluse is the OPPOSITE to being the quite kid. Im saying is you cannot sit back and wait for friends to come to you, it will not happen.

My Advise is Right.

 

[Deacon Frost]

In high school, everyone loves a joker. Attempt to make a joke at every given opportunity - even, no, ESPECIALLY, if it doesn't seem appropriate.
Everyone also loves a smartass. Demonstrate your superior wit to people such as football players and seniors at every given opportunity.

Never back down from a fight, even if you know you'll lose.
Don't give the teachers and inch.

There. You'll be sure to love highschool.

I love you. Class Clowns ftw.

I remember this one time a teacher almost hit me (in high school) because I got under the computer desk and was holding onto the leg and yelling loudly "I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE OFFICE!"...


I got laid that night.

 

[Rhyski]

I started highschool this year.
I was worried.
I just pretended it was just like middle school.
I was myself. I wasn't and asshole
Or the person with shitty jokes.
It's nothing different.
Except don't be a dick when youDo get older friends.

 

[Swan]

High-school isn't terrifying - It's just school.

Try hanging out about one of your friends from primary/middle school if there are any there - that way you leave it to them to find others and you can just cruise along.

Personally, I just spend my time in the library studying during break periods.

 

[Ryan]

...It's fucking school, it's not a religious cult.


Go, get your work done, get an education, and gtfo. Stop messin' around like a panzy ass bitch makin friends and shiz. That's just dumb.

You meet people you like, you associate with them, you act social, but just remember that none of it fuckin matters. Get your degree, and get the fuck out. You don't need anything else from high school so don't play it up.

Word. Just get in and get out.

 

[x⁹]

Word. Just get in and get out.

That's what she said!

But yeah, anyway, highschool is no big deal. It'll be over before you know it.

 

[Hobo]

Just do your work, Mix with the right crowd. Watch your back.

 

[MaudSquad]

Im also going into it

 

[capper4lyf]

Ahaha just find your self the bullies and the nerds go stick by the nerds. lol! just kidding depending on what kinda person you are!

 

[†Tysonâ€Â]

Well what you want to do is raise your Education level, i'd say to about level 60. From their i'd then train your attendance level, you want that at about 99. A sure way to decrease your popularity level is to train your teachers pet level.

AKA Be friends with the first guy that shows signs of popularity. Everyone doesn't know many people so they are all willing to make friends. If you see a guy that everyone seems to like and its clear who is popular and who isn't then quickly become friends with him. If you do that in the first week or so of highschool then your set for the rest of your highschool life lol.

 

[Montenegro]

I already finished school, so it's easy for me.

 

[shakaka]

Orlando, your advice sucks. I seriously doubt you're even in highschool..

As far as advice goes, it actually depends on the school. My school is pretty laid back, everybody gets along for the most part.

Just don't be a drama faggot like 99% of highschoolers. If you start drama, or get involved with it, you've just created 10+ people who will never like you because of it. Also, stay away from whores. Whores have STDs, do you want an STD? No, you don't.

 

[jebadiah the wise man]

Watch out for freshman Friday.

 

[Daily]

It's like a game, but there are no hax.

Oh but there are!

Just be yourself, join some clubs do stuff you are interested in. Don't try to fit into a crowd you don't get along with, in fact if you have to TRY to fit in with them, "you are doing it wrong".

This is coming from a senior in high school.

 

[FloydZeppelin]

How to be popular

Clothing - Make sure to wear the latest fads so that you can look identical to the other hundreds of conformed drones with no self-confidence. Make sure not to buy the cheap stuff as it is frowned down by the superior humans of the school. (I.E the popular kids). They know what's "Cool" so be sure to listen to their every move so that you can become another social project.

Socializing - Try to be witty/funny in the most inappropriate times. That way, in 10 years when that one popular kid is doing something (Eg;; Working, Sitting at home, Paying bills), he/she will stop and say; "Hey! Remember that one guy?". In the end, isn't recognition all that we need?

School work - Never do your school work. Rebel against the authority so that you will look like a badass despite the lack of education that you could have gained. You'll either;

A. Drop out (But it's worth it, right?)
B. End up spending more than 4 years in high school (Sounds like fun, right?)

Dating - Attempt getting with every girl that you encounter. Doing this will make other girls jealous of one another and make you look like a pimp. If you get them alone, make sure to fuck them -- WITHOUT A CONDOM! Teenage pregnancy is good stuff and will get you more recognition.

Sports - Even if you don't like the sport, play it anyway. As long as you don't come out with ripped tendons and broken ligaments, you'll automatically be cool among the jocks.

Music - Simple. Listen to what is "in"; not what is "good".

In other words, just focus on your god damn school work and keep a minimal amount of friends.

 

[jebadiah the wise man]

^^Fail?^^