How to properly put on a condom.

[azamat]

Hello, I am azamat, a new member of sythe, and this is my first ever guide!

I know many people have been stressed out over pregnancy control especially teens who are desperate for sex, so I will teach them the most effective way: put on a condom.

Here are the steps!

1. Get a nice, stiff boner.

2. Take a condom, open the bag carefully and make sure the precious rubber is not damaged.

3. Now take the condom out and put the tip on your head, making sure to squeeze out the air form the top.

4. Then roll the rest of the rubber over your head and through the shaft, until it covers the whole length.

If your condom is not lubricated, you might want to put something like mayo before you insert your dick into someone's hole (without lube it might hurt your partner).

Make sure the condom doesn't come off while having intercourse, or semen might flow into the depths of your partner and potentially harm them.

 

[lagbot]

OR you could read the instructions
that they give you and follow them?

 

[omglolbbq]

Lagbot, many teens don't care to rip open the box and read how to put it on..

I mean of course its a nicer guide then the box has.

thanks for sharing it with little ones.

3/5

And how little wayne put it "Safe SEX is GREAT sex.. better wear a latex" *Lollipop remix*

 

[unf4mili4r]

And how little wayne put it "Safe SEX is GREAT sex.. better wear a latex" *Lollipop remix*

Dont wanna get that late text, that "i think im late" text.

Awesome guide ^^ Although the chicks should already know how to do this for you! None the less its helpful to some youngins

 

[Benwise]

I clicked this expecting to see a dick. Im dissapointed. Good guide, but most people could probobly figure this out with common sense. 8?/10. Not sure

 

[rock'n4pennies]

lol simple guide 3/5

 

[hm0ng]

You act like the majority of kids on Sythe actually get any pussy. 1/10 for the effort.

 

[duopperi]

If your condom is not lubricated, you might want to put something like mayo before you insert your dick into someone's hole (without lube it might hurt your partner).

Fucking mayo? Are you serious?

 

[Rawr]

You act like the majority of kids on Sythe actually get any pussy. 1/10 for the effort.

ROFL, agreed. 1/10, horrible topic because I doubt half the kids on this forum have had sex before.

 

[orlando_jordan]

Well I am 15 And wanting to. thanks I really needed the guide.

 

[bennytheberry]

Fucking mayo? Are you serious?

What, everyone uses mayo as lube!

 

[rock'n4pennies]

yea somepeople do ytous it as lube

 

[5w33t p00p3r]

oh my god ahahah

there was a girl who used mayo for lube and termites ate out her vagina

i hope they do the same to yours

 

[theasian]

wow i was surprised to find this thread on sythe

 

[Violating]

You dont get a boner before putting it on, normally you put it on un-erected.

 

[5w33t p00p3r]

You dont get a boner before putting it on, normally you put it on un-erected.

... says who??

that just makes it so much harder

 

[Chantecleer]

What, everyone uses mayo as lube!

10/10 guide, shows these /b/tards the proper usage of rubber.

 

[rock'n4pennies]

10/10 guide, shows these /b/tards the proper usage of rubber.

agreed

 

[SwiftSeller]

3. Now take the condom out and put the tip on your head, making sure to squeeze out the air form the top.

Help! I may or may not be doing it wrong!:
http://myvideo-918.vo.llnwd.net/d1/movies/90/thumbs/138918_1.jpg

NVM! Forgot to squeeze the air out!

Is this right?:
http://www.penaltytime.com/images/204.jpg


ROFLMAO!!!!!

 

[Jesse]

Wait.. lube is for like 40 yr. old women.. A teenage wouldn't need lube, lol.. and Mayo?