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OMFG DID U JUST SEE THE NEW KIDS RANGE VID?!@ I AM SO HORNY NOW OMGx0R@ I WISH I CAN PK LIKE HIM.
EVER DREAM OF HITTING THOSE 200S??
Do you want to pj just as good as all those pkers?
THEN THIS GUIDE IS FOR YOU! results may vary
To become a pwnage skilled pker is very simple, it only consists of a few steps!
OK LOL GO TO RUNESCAPE.COM AND MAKE A CHARACTER
BE SURE TO MAKE A COOL NAME LIKE l33T NAME LIKE.. PK L33TX0R,
K O YO MAMA, MAMA KOER, SOULABOYPKER, STRTHATHOE, OMFGDDS, ETC...
OK OMG...THIS SECOND STEP IS SIMPLE, GO TO RUNESCAPEGOLD.COM LOL, THEN BUY 20 MIL! ITS ONLY 100 DOLLARS!! LOL NOW U GOT UNLIMITED CASH!!
NOW ALL U GOTTA DO IS MAKE URSELF A MEMBER!! GO TO THE HOMEPAGE AND MAKE UR SELF A MEMBER! ITS THAT EASY!!@
OK, ONCE UR A MEMBER AND LVL 40, GO TO PEST CONTROL LOL
THIS IS WHERE YOU WILL SPEND HOURS AND HOURS OF FUN MAKING UR PKER THE l33TEST PK3RXOR EVER OMG!!
AFTER 6 MONTHS OF USING PEST CONTROL UR READY TO PK LOL!
UR STATS SHOULD BE 99ATTACK,99 STR, 1 DEF 52 PRAYER 99 MAGE AND 99 RANGE AND 50 HP LOL!!
IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN 1 DEF, REMAKE YOUR CHARACTER, DEF NOOBS FUCKING SUCK!!!!!
LOL OK NOW YOU ARE READY TO BECOME SKILLED AND FAMOUS
NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BUY 1000 ADDY ARROWS AND 100 RUNE TWo HANDS, 1000 LOBS, 100 STRAMMIES, AND 1000 STR POTS
ROFOL , NOW YOU GOTTA DOWNLOAD A HYPERCAM, THEN START RECORDING LOL! ITS THAT SIMPLE
START ATTACKING A GUY WITH ARROWS THEN PULL OUT YOUR R2H AND HIT 200S LOL! ITS THAT FUCKING EASY!
RECORD THESE KILLS AND GO TO YOUR LOCAL NERD FOR HIM TO EDIT YOUR VIDEOS LOL. DO NOT FORGET TO PUT IDIOTIC SONGS FROM INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, LINKIN PARK, SWITCHFOOT, FALLOUT BOY, AND LETS NOT FORGET, SOULJA BOY!!! LOL
NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS POST THIS VIDEO ON YOUTUBE THEN YOU ARE FAMOUS LOL!!
YOU ARE NOW READY FOR YOUR SECOND VIDEO
IF YOU EVER DIE, IT IS NEVER YOUR FAULT, BECAUSE AS WE KNOW, ONLY NOOBS DIE, IF YOU EVER DIE, IT IS BECAUSE OF LAG OF YOUR NOOBY TEAMATE, ALWAYS FLAME YOUR TEAMATE IF YOU DIE BECAUSE IT IS ALWAYS THEIR FAULT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOOB AND YOU ARE L33T.
DURING THE COURSE OF PKING , DO NOT FORGET TO USE THE FOLLOWING PHRASES TO YOUR OPPONENTS, "OMFG YOU NOOB" "NOOB SAFER GET A LIFE" "NOOB" "SAFER" "YOUR SAD" "YOUR A SAD SAFER" "GET A LIFE" " YOU AND YO MAMA IS NOOB"
" LOL I PWNXOR YOU" "DEF NOOB" " YOU SUCK AT PKING"
OK LOL NOW PWN SOME MORE NOOBS THEN MAKE A SECOND VIDEO WITH MORE IDIOTIC SONGS LOL!!!
NOW YOU ARE A LEETXOR PWNAGE FAMOUS PKER LOLLLL, YOU ARE READY FOR MEMBER PKING
BUY A DDS AND SUPER STR POT
MEMBER PKING IS SIMPLE LOL!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PUT YOUR ATTACK ON SPECIAL, POT, AND THEN RUN UP AND SPEC PEOPLE LOL!
a frequently asked question, " What if my opponent attacks back"
LOL SIMPLE OVERHEAD PRAY!
another frequently asked question, "What if my opponent overhead prays"
LOL NO PROBLEM, JUST CALL THEN A SAFER NOOB PRAY NOOB LOL!
NOW RECORD YOURSELF HITTING 500S WITH DDS ON NOOBS AND THEN EDIT THE VIDEO LOL
NOW YOU ARE A SUPER PRO PKER AND YOU WILL BE GIVING OTHER LITTLE NOOBIES HARD ONS. DUN FORGET TO MENTION THIS GUIDE TO YOUR FRIENDS SO THEY CAN BECOME AS PRO AS YOU. THANKS!
OMFG DID U JUST SEE THE NEW KIDS RANGE VID?!@ I AM SO HORNY NOW OMGx0R@ I WISH I CAN PK LIKE HIM.
EVER DREAM OF HITTING THOSE 200S??
Do you want to pj just as good as all those pkers?
THEN THIS GUIDE IS FOR YOU! results may vary
To become a pwnage skilled pker is very simple, it only consists of a few steps!
OK LOL GO TO RUNESCAPE.COM AND MAKE A CHARACTER
BE SURE TO MAKE A COOL NAME LIKE l33T NAME LIKE.. PK L33TX0R,
K O YO MAMA, MAMA KOER, SOULABOYPKER, STRTHATHOE, OMFGDDS, ETC...
OK OMG...THIS SECOND STEP IS SIMPLE, GO TO RUNESCAPEGOLD.COM LOL, THEN BUY 20 MIL! ITS ONLY 100 DOLLARS!! LOL NOW U GOT UNLIMITED CASH!!
NOW ALL U GOTTA DO IS MAKE URSELF A MEMBER!! GO TO THE HOMEPAGE AND MAKE UR SELF A MEMBER! ITS THAT EASY!!@
OK, ONCE UR A MEMBER AND LVL 40, GO TO PEST CONTROL LOL
THIS IS WHERE YOU WILL SPEND HOURS AND HOURS OF FUN MAKING UR PKER THE l33TEST PK3RXOR EVER OMG!!
AFTER 6 MONTHS OF USING PEST CONTROL UR READY TO PK LOL!
UR STATS SHOULD BE 99ATTACK,99 STR, 1 DEF 52 PRAYER 99 MAGE AND 99 RANGE AND 50 HP LOL!!
IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN 1 DEF, REMAKE YOUR CHARACTER, DEF NOOBS FUCKING SUCK!!!!!
LOL OK NOW YOU ARE READY TO BECOME SKILLED AND FAMOUS
NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BUY 1000 ADDY ARROWS AND 100 RUNE TWo HANDS, 1000 LOBS, 100 STRAMMIES, AND 1000 STR POTS
ROFOL , NOW YOU GOTTA DOWNLOAD A HYPERCAM, THEN START RECORDING LOL! ITS THAT SIMPLE
START ATTACKING A GUY WITH ARROWS THEN PULL OUT YOUR R2H AND HIT 200S LOL! ITS THAT FUCKING EASY!
RECORD THESE KILLS AND GO TO YOUR LOCAL NERD FOR HIM TO EDIT YOUR VIDEOS LOL. DO NOT FORGET TO PUT IDIOTIC SONGS FROM INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, LINKIN PARK, SWITCHFOOT, FALLOUT BOY, AND LETS NOT FORGET, SOULJA BOY!!! LOL
NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS POST THIS VIDEO ON YOUTUBE THEN YOU ARE FAMOUS LOL!!
YOU ARE NOW READY FOR YOUR SECOND VIDEO
IF YOU EVER DIE, IT IS NEVER YOUR FAULT, BECAUSE AS WE KNOW, ONLY NOOBS DIE, IF YOU EVER DIE, IT IS BECAUSE OF LAG OF YOUR NOOBY TEAMATE, ALWAYS FLAME YOUR TEAMATE IF YOU DIE BECAUSE IT IS ALWAYS THEIR FAULT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOOB AND YOU ARE L33T.
DURING THE COURSE OF PKING , DO NOT FORGET TO USE THE FOLLOWING PHRASES TO YOUR OPPONENTS, "OMFG YOU NOOB" "NOOB SAFER GET A LIFE" "NOOB" "SAFER" "YOUR SAD" "YOUR A SAD SAFER" "GET A LIFE" " YOU AND YO MAMA IS NOOB"
" LOL I PWNXOR YOU" "DEF NOOB" " YOU SUCK AT PKING"
OK LOL NOW PWN SOME MORE NOOBS THEN MAKE A SECOND VIDEO WITH MORE IDIOTIC SONGS LOL!!!
NOW YOU ARE A LEETXOR PWNAGE FAMOUS PKER LOLLLL, YOU ARE READY FOR MEMBER PKING
BUY A DDS AND SUPER STR POT
MEMBER PKING IS SIMPLE LOL!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PUT YOUR ATTACK ON SPECIAL, POT, AND THEN RUN UP AND SPEC PEOPLE LOL!
a frequently asked question, " What if my opponent attacks back"
LOL SIMPLE OVERHEAD PRAY!
another frequently asked question, "What if my opponent overhead prays"
LOL NO PROBLEM, JUST CALL THEN A SAFER NOOB PRAY NOOB LOL!
NOW RECORD YOURSELF HITTING 500S WITH DDS ON NOOBS AND THEN EDIT THE VIDEO LOL
NOW YOU ARE A SUPER PRO PKER AND YOU WILL BE GIVING OTHER LITTLE NOOBIES HARD ONS. DUN FORGET TO MENTION THIS GUIDE TO YOUR FRIENDS SO THEY CAN BECOME AS PRO AS YOU. THANKS!
