How to pk like a pro

Is this you?

OMFG DID U JUST SEE THE NEW KIDS RANGE VID?!@ I AM SO HORNY NOW OMGx0R@ I WISH I CAN PK LIKE HIM.

EVER DREAM OF HITTING THOSE 200S??

Do you want to pj just as good as all those pkers?

THEN THIS GUIDE IS FOR YOU! results may vary


To become a pwnage skilled pker is very simple, it only consists of a few steps!

OK LOL GO TO RUNESCAPE.COM AND MAKE A CHARACTER
BE SURE TO MAKE A COOL NAME LIKE l33T NAME LIKE.. PK L33TX0R,
K O YO MAMA, MAMA KOER, SOULABOYPKER, STRTHATHOE, OMFGDDS, ETC...

OK OMG...THIS SECOND STEP IS SIMPLE, GO TO RUNESCAPEGOLD.COM LOL, THEN BUY 20 MIL! ITS ONLY 100 DOLLARS!! LOL NOW U GOT UNLIMITED CASH!!

NOW ALL U GOTTA DO IS MAKE URSELF A MEMBER!! GO TO THE HOMEPAGE AND MAKE UR SELF A MEMBER! ITS THAT EASY!!@

OK, ONCE UR A MEMBER AND LVL 40, GO TO PEST CONTROL LOL
THIS IS WHERE YOU WILL SPEND HOURS AND HOURS OF FUN MAKING UR PKER THE l33TEST PK3RXOR EVER OMG!!

AFTER 6 MONTHS OF USING PEST CONTROL UR READY TO PK LOL!
UR STATS SHOULD BE 99ATTACK,99 STR, 1 DEF 52 PRAYER 99 MAGE AND 99 RANGE AND 50 HP LOL!!

IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN 1 DEF, REMAKE YOUR CHARACTER, DEF NOOBS FUCKING SUCK!!!!!

LOL OK NOW YOU ARE READY TO BECOME SKILLED AND FAMOUS
NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BUY 1000 ADDY ARROWS AND 100 RUNE TWo HANDS, 1000 LOBS, 100 STRAMMIES, AND 1000 STR POTS

ROFOL , NOW YOU GOTTA DOWNLOAD A HYPERCAM, THEN START RECORDING LOL! ITS THAT SIMPLE

START ATTACKING A GUY WITH ARROWS THEN PULL OUT YOUR R2H AND HIT 200S LOL! ITS THAT FUCKING EASY!

RECORD THESE KILLS AND GO TO YOUR LOCAL NERD FOR HIM TO EDIT YOUR VIDEOS LOL. DO NOT FORGET TO PUT IDIOTIC SONGS FROM INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, LINKIN PARK, SWITCHFOOT, FALLOUT BOY, AND LETS NOT FORGET, SOULJA BOY!!! LOL

NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS POST THIS VIDEO ON YOUTUBE THEN YOU ARE FAMOUS LOL!!

YOU ARE NOW READY FOR YOUR SECOND VIDEO

IF YOU EVER DIE, IT IS NEVER YOUR FAULT, BECAUSE AS WE KNOW, ONLY NOOBS DIE, IF YOU EVER DIE, IT IS BECAUSE OF LAG OF YOUR NOOBY TEAMATE, ALWAYS FLAME YOUR TEAMATE IF YOU DIE BECAUSE IT IS ALWAYS THEIR FAULT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOOB AND YOU ARE L33T.

DURING THE COURSE OF PKING , DO NOT FORGET TO USE THE FOLLOWING PHRASES TO YOUR OPPONENTS, "OMFG YOU NOOB" "NOOB SAFER GET A LIFE" "NOOB" "SAFER" "YOUR SAD" "YOUR A SAD SAFER" "GET A LIFE" " YOU AND YO MAMA IS NOOB"
" LOL I PWNXOR YOU" "DEF NOOB" " YOU SUCK AT PKING"

OK LOL NOW PWN SOME MORE NOOBS THEN MAKE A SECOND VIDEO WITH MORE IDIOTIC SONGS LOL!!!

NOW YOU ARE A LEETXOR PWNAGE FAMOUS PKER LOLLLL, YOU ARE READY FOR MEMBER PKING

BUY A DDS AND SUPER STR POT

MEMBER PKING IS SIMPLE LOL!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PUT YOUR ATTACK ON SPECIAL, POT, AND THEN RUN UP AND SPEC PEOPLE LOL!

a frequently asked question, " What if my opponent attacks back"

LOL SIMPLE OVERHEAD PRAY!

another frequently asked question, "What if my opponent overhead prays"

LOL NO PROBLEM, JUST CALL THEN A SAFER NOOB PRAY NOOB LOL!

NOW RECORD YOURSELF HITTING 500S WITH DDS ON NOOBS AND THEN EDIT THE VIDEO LOL


NOW YOU ARE A SUPER PRO PKER AND YOU WILL BE GIVING OTHER LITTLE NOOBIES HARD ONS. DUN FORGET TO MENTION THIS GUIDE TO YOUR FRIENDS SO THEY CAN BECOME AS PRO AS YOU. THANKS!

 

lol u cant hit 200s..

 

espically not on f2p or members... only on one of the member quests u can... u cant rwt anymore and there is no wildy anymore pures would get owned by clans since its multi

 

first off,caps hurt my eyes,not fun to read,and pking is dead ftm.BTW those names from souja boy was gey sorry

 

0mfg Did You See How Nooby Rich Is?

 

Wow................Nice. 10/10.

 

wow .275/100
Gratz! LOL

 

I Used To Do All Of These Things, I Was So L33t And A Pro Pker.

 

It was a joke...

"IF YOU EVER DIE, IT IS NEVER YOUR FAULT, BECAUSE AS WE KNOW, ONLY NOOBS DIE, IF YOU EVER DIE, IT IS BECAUSE OF LAG OF YOUR NOOBY TEAMATE, ALWAYS FLAME YOUR TEAMATE IF YOU DIE BECAUSE IT IS ALWAYS THEIR FAULT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOOB AND YOU ARE L33T."

Lol

 

Finaly some1 who encourages blameing others for your death!

 

bitch ho

 

cause of ppl like you that i wouldnt pk even if there was a wildy

and something tells me you're what? ten? eleven?

 

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its was funny but not rly a serous guide

 

Thanks for people who understood that this was a joke
Anyways, I was expecting this to be locked within the first hour I posted it

 

Lmao..nice guide..0.5/10

 

OMG OMG I just hit a 200s!

 

Yeah.....I just picked up 500m off the ground...

 

wow dude this is a great guide thanks

 

this is pretty funny if you ask me, and people who dont get the joke are the ones who are 11 year olds

 

lol nice ill do this and hit some 200s =P