How to fake being sick

[Amanda.]

How To Fake Being Sick​

Step 1
Act sick the day before, think about how you acted the last time you were sick, It is alot easier to convince people that you have the same sickness rather then convincing them that you have a whole new condition.

Step 2
Fake a fever. If someone is going to take your temperature for evidence, then you will need to know how to raise your temperature. This can be accomplished by drinking hot water before and then let them take it. Be careful that it is not to hot though because water can reach higher then 103 degrees, and your parents will make you go to the doctor who will tell them that nothing is wrong with you. Another way to fake your temperature is to put the thermometer on a light bulb for less than a second. The method I usually do is in the bathtub ill turn on warm water and take the temperature if it is to hot i will turn on just a tiny bit more cold water and then check it and keep turning on more hot or more cold until you get the temperature you want.

Step 3
Pretend you're dizzy and lightheaded. This can be difficult if you don't remember what it feels like when it actually happens. spin around until you get a little dizzy, then try walking around Make note of how it feels and how you're acting. When you're in front of others, remember how you were acting and do the same thing, When you stand up from a table for example act like you lose your balance a little put your hand on the table to regain balance.

Step 4
People who are sick don't feel good, so don't joke around and laugh and smile too much. Give people the impression that you're disoriented and If you're the kind of person who gets cranky when you're sick, then get cranky.

Step 5
Act sluggish Nod off, or put your head down on a table or desk here and there, don't run walk slowly

Step 6
Display the symptoms of a cold or flu. Breathe only through your mouth as if your nose is stuffed, Wear many layers of clothing to show people that you're "freezing" since people who are sick often feel cold. And Throw a couple of fake sneezes and coughs in there.

 

[Nypm]

LOL surprisingly this actually works. i tried it hahaha

 

[lawlawlawl]

You have to be a terrible liar in order to need a tutorial for faking sickness ;o

 

[Amanda.]

lol XD

 

[1234567ASDF]

The art of manipulation I suppsoe.

 

[Zero_Rush]

that's is awesome but a tip if you want a fake fever try movign alot in the covers in your bed it helps alot you start to heat up since the heat is trapped inside covers other then that i like it