How to Fail

HOW TO FAIL

Step 1: Get out of the bed on the wrong side.Look at your clock and say that you are going back to sleep for 10 more minuets then will wake up and get dressed for school/work/wat ever. Make sure you forget to set the alarm on the clock and go back to sleep.

Step 2:Get up and make note that you have 5 minuets to get dressed. Put on some clothes that you wore 4 days ago (without washing). Now that you are in a rush, forget to brush your teeth,put on deodorant,iron clothes,fix up your hair.

Step 3:Leave your house and lock the door behind you then take a breif moment to notice that you have forgotten your homework and keys inside.


Step 4: Go to school and go up to someone that you really like (with your breath and body smelling like a dog died then it started raining on the dog and no one cleans it up then a fish merchant drops some raw fish on the dead dog by accident and leaves the dead wet fish dog in the scorching sun then someone randomly throws some onions in the mix) and ask him/her to dinner after school, and BE SURE to get rejected.

Step 5: In class, if it is summer, sit next to the a/c and raise your arms so that you can share your "good" odor with everyone.

Step 6: Make sure that you have a big test on your next class and skip for the first 10 minuets and go smoke some weed then go to class and take your test

Step 7: Go home and get on runescape and log into your account and move your character to the church in lumbridge (make sure you have all your valuables with you) and hop to world 54.When you see a skull before you log in, pay no attention to it and log in. You will find yourself pvp'd and dead

Step 8:notice that you logged into world 18 and let that soak into your skin for a sec.


Step 9: Go to sythe.org and find a guide titled "How to Fail" and execute all steps and you have offically failed.:nuts:

 

Seriously?