How to easily... excite yourself

premature as in
before theri partner reaches orgasm

 

You guys are obviously missing the point of this thread !

Focus on the tomato sauce !

 

Why does it excite you?

 

Lol'd.

Thanks...I guess..?

 

Can I put my tomato sauce, in your bread?

=D :love: <3

 

Suddenly the one who was just trying to act like the smartass in the backseat has turned into a suck up when seeing a higher power?

Nice.

Anyway...uhm I think that tomatoe sauce has some kind of tingly effect on your skin, and since the skin around your arms or legs isn't as sensitive as around your dick you won't feel it unles it's placed all over your dick haha
Not to say you should just stick your dick into a bottle of tomato sauce and see what happens (although it would appear to be the best way).

 

i noticed that too
haha

 

What a waste of a tomato sauce bottle.

L imagine having to explain that to somebody who walked in.

 

haha it would be hard to come up with an excuse

 

Just play innocent and say:
My dingding started acting crazy and I didn't know what to do! So I started freaking out and didn't know how to react, then it started morphing and I got REALLY scared! So I grabbed this bottle without thinking and stuck it in there hoping to suffocate it! And now look at it!

Just an excuse you could use off the top of my head hahaha

 

it's ok usin the tomato sauce canned food drives don't except them i don't use them. and if someone walks in on you premature ejaculate on them if you want

 

No, I'm not sucking up, me and CP were having an conversation earlier, so me and him were joking. Don't say shit. I'm not "backseat modding", because If I was, i'd go "l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l banned l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l muted l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l iped l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l get outside more l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l sad at how you notice shit so much, doesn't that hurt your eyes? l0l0l0l0l0l00l00l0l stfu."

Ok?

 

sinful i hate you i don't know you and i already hate just leave this forum and never return plz

 

:love: <3 :love:

 

fail

But this has gone on to long, no more talking between us as we are just driving towards warnings.

 

hey rock do you skate i saw the chris haslam switch 540 big laser flip on your sig

 

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"Ontopic"

What If it gets stuck in the bottle?

 

tomatoe sauce comes in a can silly

 

someone should make this a sticky... Haha get it

On topic... Vouch it worked like a charm and I now have a tan

 

hell ya no tan lines