how should I kill myself?

[DDoS]

Pill's, they don't cause any pain. It's quick and easy. Hanging yourself has a delay, hence the time you are dangling in the air before your oxygen is completely cut off. Shooting yourself isn't guaranteed, people have shot themselves in the head before, and ended up surviving. Cutting yourself is a long, painful process. Getting in a car accident and attempting to total your car isn't the smartest idea because you could have a MAJOR delay before your death hence causing a miserable death. You can drink yourself to death, but if you don't kill yourself , the pain of the tube going down your throat is horrible... I would go with pills and alcohol.

 

[Chantecleer]

Coke OD.

 

[Jesse]

Pill's, they don't cause any pain. It's quick and easy. Hanging yourself has a delay, hence the time you are dangling in the air before your oxygen is completely cut off. Shooting yourself isn't guaranteed, people have shot themselves in the head before, and ended up surviving. Cutting yourself is a long, painful process. Getting in a car accident and attempting to total your car isn't the smartest idea because you could have a MAJOR delay before your death hence causing a miserable death. You can drink yourself to death, but if you don't kill yourself , the pain of the tube going down your throat is horrible... I would go with pills and alcohol.

Pills cause kidney failure, liver failure, unless they're sleeping pills.

Hanging can break your neck and kill you that way, shooting yourself with a gun in your mouth would kill you, cutting is emo, car accident off a cliff would work, drinking yourself wouldn't work if you haven't drank before (which he hasn't probably) because you'd puke it all up and have your stomach pumped.

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[bambino_91]

Go to Israel

good idea...

 

[Jagex Fails]

if this is serious i recommend u should go talk to someone, if ur not joking id say jump of somthing lel? see how many backflips/front flips u can do

but seriously get help

 

[bambino_91]

if this is serious i recommend u should go talk to someone, if ur not joking id say jump of somthing lel? see how many backflips/front flips u can do

but seriously get help

don't worry it's a joke

 

[exit point]

go to Compton and scream out niggre

hahaha i lol'd irl at this was bout to say sometin like it

 

[0120012345]

99% of people on the internet says that they're going to kill themselves but they actually don't. They're just trying to get some attention or just very depressed. If you're really going to kill yourself, be my guest, all people who posted in this thread are trying to help you die. I don't believe in afterlife.

 

[Damien0124]

Potassium cyanide should do the trick

 

[bambino_91]

Potassium cyanide should do the trick

wtf u want to kill me for real ?:O

 

[Macroman]

Live Stream upload a video to youtube of you cutting your wrists.

 

[Damien0124]

wtf u want to kill me for real ?:O

No! I want you to kill yourself.

 

[TJ]

if this is serious i recommend u should go talk to someone, if ur not joking id say jump of somthing lel? see how many backflips/front flips u can do

but seriously get help

God damn, whats up with you saying lel?

Fucking newfags

 

[Dustein]

God damn, whats up with you saying lel?

Fucking newfags

Someone I know doesn't even both typing the whole "lol" thing. He says "L".

Fucking SwiftIRCfags.

 

[Albania]

Masturbate to death.

 

[Cool Dog]

pacman yourself to death.