How long have you not...?

havent masterbated in 2 hours =D

 

rofl monkfish XD

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I went 7 Years without crying once in my life..Im 14 Now...When im sad I completely flip out or just run off but never cry...the last time i cried was over that pokemon movie -.-' Mewtwo or w/e haha...erm ya xD

Oh and i went without food for over 4 days (i drank ALOT of water...) and i gained 10 pounds =p roflmfao

 

Crying: probs a year :S
Eating: Im eatin lunch now
Drinking: drinkin with my lunch
Sleeping: I got up at 6 to work
Watching TV: watchin olympic now .
Urinating: this morning
Making Fecal Matter (lul): yesterday
Talking: 30 minutes with mom.
Yelling:llast night
Moving: ]i cant stop
Spitting: last year in the rugby season...
Stroking the Salami XD (idea from kingnick0649): when i woke up morning glory ftw?.

 

Crying: Years
Eating: 3 days I was sick
Drinking: A day or two
Sleeping: 56 hours straight with out it
Watching TV: 6 weeks
Urinating: 15-20 days?
Making Fecal Matter (lul): lul is right uhh 1-2 weeks and then I was constipated
Talking:1 day
Yelling:same as talking
Moving: like 4 seconds
Spitting: 13 hours
Stroking the Salami XD: longest time not doing it? maybe 1 day?

 

like a month im building it up! lol not really

 

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Crying: Probably a few months.
Eating: 14 hours.
Drinking (2 options on this one... Drinking anything... or ... Drinking Alcohol ... I don't drink much, so a very long time ago.
Sleeping: 18 hours
Watching TV: 18 hours.
Urinating: 2 hours.
Making Fecal Matter (lul): constipated
Talking: idk.
Yelling idk
Moving: 30 minutes
Spitting: i dont do it
Stroking the Salami XD (idea from kingnick0649) 5 hours

 

I haven't drunk alcohol in 6 days.

 

lol i loved the responses from this so i wanted to bring it back

 

no pls dont

 

Crying
Like...4 Years now. Thank God I broke up with my girlfriend and not the other way round.

Eating
Most was about 3 days when I had the flu.

Drinking (2 options on this one... Drinking anything... or ... Drinking Alcohol ...
Alcohol is about a month, anything is about a day.

Sleeping
48 Hours

Watching TV
A week camping D:

Urinating
Half a day

Making Fecal Matter (lul)
lul leik 3 days?

Talking
A day

Yelling
three MINUTES

Moving
0.0485 seconds

Spitting
Few months

Stroking the Salami XD (idea from kingnick0649)
Eh, since I started, most I ever went for without it was 2 weeks while I was on holiday.

 

I havent been rick rolled in a few monthes

 

Eating: 2 days
Drinking (2 options on this one... Drinking anything... or ... Drinking Alcohol ...: Alcohol is 13 years, and any drink the longest is 2 days
Sleeping: 4 days
Watching TV: 1 month
Urinating: uhh probably 1 day when I was dehydrated
Making Fecal Matter (lul): 1 month
Talking: 2 days
Moving: 8 hours
Spitting: 1 day

 

Havent posted here in 1 month
Havent blazed in a week
Havent shat for a day
Havent given a shit for 3 years
Havent stroked the salami for 5 days
Havent stroked my salami for 6 days

Jokes

 

Crying: Well Crying like 4 years, Tearing from pain and emotional distress... happens 1-2 times a year
Also, I don't cry at funerals or when people die I just say... well that sucks. while my mom is like WTF? and shes sobbing

Eating: I haven't eaten for 24
Drinking: Alchohol - I dont drink, Regular stuff, 13 hours
Sleeping: 60 Hours
Watching TV: A Week
Urinating: 14 Hours
Making Fecal Matter (lul): A Week
Talking: 3 Days
Yelling: Weeks
Moving: 8 Years
Spitting: Couple Months
Stroking the Salami XD (idea from kingnick0649): a couple Weeks MAX since i was 8 years old (dont ask)

 

Crying like 3 years
Eating 2 minutes ago
Drinking (2 options on this one... Drinking anything... or ... Drinking Alcohol ... drunk milk like 2 mins ago
Sleeping today
Watching TV
Urinating
Making Fecal Matter (lul)
Talking
Yelling
Moving
Spitting
Stroking the Salami XD (idea from kingnick0649)
fucking bored lol

 

old thread is old

 

Crying - Yesterday night.
Eating - About 8 hours ago.
Drinking (2 options on this one... Drinking anything... or ... Drinking Alcohol ... - Water, about 3 hours ago
Sleeping - 27 hours -approx- ago.
Watching TV - Doing it now.
Urinating - 3-4 hours
Making Fecal Matter (lul) - 14-18 hours.
Talking - 2 1/2 hours
Yelling - 4 days I think...
Moving - Moving right now >_<
Spitting - Weeks, months, years...
Stroking the Salami XD (idea from kingnick0649) - Yesterday night

 

the longest i have not talked to my dad, not a single word is a year now.

 

Crying:No idea
Eating: 38hrs -> Havn't eaten meat in almost 7 months
Drinking: Im drinking mountain dew right now
Sleeping: i dunno, 18 hrs?
Watching TV: 8 days
Urinating: 16 hours
Talking: 10 hours
Yelling:been half a year now :O
Moving:13 hours
Spitting: Yesterday