How fucking hard can it be?

[MohtasaUnique]

I need to find a roommate for the disney college program, so I joined the facebook page. BUT I STILL CAN'T FIND ONE. Most people are coming 12 May, and I'm coming 27 May because I'm on quarters and they get out later. Most people are under 21, and I ain't havin' none of that no-alcohol dorm shit. Most are girls, and there's no unisex dorms. The rest are ugly as fucking shit, and I'm not going to room with someone who looks like this:

KILL IT, BUT DON'T KILL IT WITH FIRE BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY A GINGER AND GINGERS CAN'T DIE IN A FIRE.

 

[already over]

Hey OP what do you study?

 

[Delta Squad]

ill come room with you if you pay for everything, and let me have your sticker collection

 

[intelinside]

Lol, are you gay? What does it matter how your room mate looks like?

 

[ilovegold69]

he seems almost bangable... what's the problem?

 

Lol, are you gay? What does it matter how your room mate looks like?

Look at him again and tell me he won't kill you in your sleep for stepping on his lego piece.

 

[MohtasaUnique]

Hey OP what do you study?

Computer Science and chinese

ill come room with you if you pay for everything, and let me have your sticker collection

sticker collection wut?

Lol, are you gay? What does it matter how your room mate looks like?

Only one insecure about his own looks (or sexuality) would assume a guy calling another guy ugly means he's gay

Why don't I want to room with an ugly guy? Because 1) i'll have to look at his ugly mug every day 2) he'll be awkward and ugly and scare away all the women. I want someone who can be a wingman and go out on the town with me. Not a cave troll to slump in my apartment all day

he seems almost bangable... what's the problem?

no

 

[intelinside]

Why don't you show us your face then, if you're the prettiest.

 

[MohtasaUnique]

Why don't you show us your face then, if you're the prettiest.

My face is plastered across this thread:

http://www.sythe.org/general-discussion/1412856-faces-sythe.html

find them if you really care that much

 

[88jayto]

Moh

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/28626_1495284746468_51129_n.jpg



Also it's DISNEY, what did you expect?

 

[woodcut ox]

Why don't you show us your face then, if you're the prettiest.

Get the fuck outta here, taken shit all serious and shit.

No one wants too look at a troll all day and bring home a chick and she can't get into your room because she don't know the riddle to cross the bridge to get there.

Yafeelmeh?

 

[MohtasaUnique]

There are some attractive guys that are going, but NONE of them are in my same situation. idk there's still time. I leave in two months, so I hopefully will find someone by then


Also, that's a super old picture, that was my senior prom lolol. I've since cut my hair off

 

[Moes]

Alcohol is 18+ there. Not 21+
In our country alcohol was 16+ previous year.

 

[MohtasaUnique]

Get the fuck outta here, taken shit all serious and shit.

No one wants too look at a troll all day and bring home a chick and she can't get into your room because she don't know the riddle to cross the bridge to get there.

Yafeelmeh?

I literally shitlaughed at the monty python reference. thx

 

[MohtasaUnique]

Alcohol is 18+ there. Not 21+
In our country alcohol was 16+ previous year.

What are you talking about? WDW is in America, where the drinking age is still 21+

 

Dear brother, please do not get drunk and giveaway my sticker collection to your girlfriend.

 

[88jayto]

There are some attractive guys that are going, but NONE of them are in my same situation. idk there's still time. I leave in two months, so I hopefully will find someone by then


Also, that's a super old picture, that was my senior prom lolol. I've since cut my hair off

Can you share with girls? That's always fun.

http://puu.sh/6QEVG.jpg


I'm stalking a bit maybe.

 

[MohtasaUnique]

Can you share with girls? That's always fun.

http://puu.sh/6QEVG.jpg


I'm stalking a bit maybe.

I wish, I'm talking to this lady over facebook who can't find a roommate, and she's fine as FUUUUUUUUUCK

We have plans to go to the disney ball together in matching belle dresses, and she promised to dip me.

 

[88jayto]

I wish, I'm talking to this lady over facebook who can't find a roommate, and she's fine as FUUUUUUUUUCK

We have plans to go to the disney ball together in matching belle dresses, and she promised to dip me.

Damn! Strong effort, so early in the game.


Break the trend & room with her, you can save money if you share a bed

 

[already over]

obv not nutrition