How do you move up the scythe ranks?

How do you move up the sythe ranks? i'm sick of being labeled as a 'leecher'.
How do i become an 'apprentice' or something?

 

for you to know that you cant be a leecher.

 

^^^^^^

 

to spell sythe right?

 

LOL'd irl

 

Well first you need a sharp, preferably large, object. Next, you should plunge it into your chest in a jerking, twisting motion. Once you do that, you'll move up to active member.

To move up to forum addict, a gun and your temple is required but I won't go into detail about that until the time comes.

Apprentice is achieved by attacking a police officer with a lethal weapon.

Guru is by making a bomb threat to the White House.

Finally, a grand master rank is achieved by nuclear threats to a foreign country.

But again, you only have to worry about the active member requirements

 

I wonder what you have to do to become a mod.

 

i at sythe 2 yrs i are a leecher

 

haha you have to get like 100 posts and you move up...its all about vouches and who trusts you though you could have like 50 posts but as long as people trust you you will be good

 

Backstab, get your post count up, thats how.

And to all of you sour assholes, you guys are jerks. I realize no one cares what anybody thinks here, but you could at least show some maturity.

 

Vouches don't mean shit.

FUCK NO!

 

WaTs MaTuRiTy????


i dun git it.

 

This site is a cesspool of testosterone and incompitent pieces of human excrement.

 

lol incompitent.

 

Go away. This is the spam forum.

 

post wat...

how...

incloode pictur when possiBle plz

 

Just PM all the mods and admins about 500 times. For every one hundred times you do it, you get a rank up.

 

Yes, because the spam forum gives you an excuse to act like a neanderthal.

 

incloode pictur plz

 

Mine was to Georgia