What's the most bad ass thing that you have ever done?

What's the most bad ass thing that you have ever done?

 

killed someone..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................on runescape.

 

There was the time when I went rogue and bought Nintendo instead of an Xbox...

 

I went on the Disney Website, without asking my parents for permission.

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Thanks , I know.. -puts on shades-..

 

Rebel alert. I envy you.

 

I was completely destructive around ages 12-14

The definition of "most bad ass thing you have ever done" is pretty vague but I'll tell this story because it was the biggest thrill.

There is a parking structure near my house that me and my friends at the time would love going to because of the notorious retard security guard that hated skateboarders. We would go up to the top and speed down 4 floors past his guard station to piss him off. One day we were about to go down and he cleverly popped around the corner in his golf cart... but did me and my two friends admit defeat? Nope, we jumped onto our boards and weaved around him. This guy went berserk, he was a fat black man but you could still visibly see his face red in anger, he took his job very serious, even had a law suit over it. So we get by him easily and he turns around to try to catch up to us. His golf cart had way more speed but was lacking mobility. He caught up to me and I think planned on ramming me as he was closing in, I quickly turned and he turned with me. I did a donut like maneuver and he tried to do the same and went up on two wheels because the downhill grade, his face was unforgettable to me. He slammed the brakes after he nearly tipped over and got out to try and get us in a foot race which was easy for us.


Funny a couple months later I got arrested for the first time for vandalism. We threw a carton of eggs from another tall parking structure across the street as far as we could at the one we hated. It rained down eggs, and a ton hit this black limo driver's limo. I remember at first he thought it was a lamp post that had fallen onto his car, he got out and was looking at the lamp and then back at the hood of his car when my friend threw 6 more eggs to let him know that wasn't a lamp post rofl. He was enraged! He let out a huge roar, he was able to run across the street to the bottom of the staircase before I made it down the stairs.

I know I have a shitload of stories but I just don't remember.

 

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When I was like 10 I stole a pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, but that's about it.

 

skydive )) dont try it home ... believe me

 

Once i shot a BB gun at a teacher

Cops came soon after and i got busted.

thats prob it

 

Getting a tattoo when I told my parents I was going to get it beforehand, well I told my mom but I didn't tell me dad until I was ABOUT to leave for the appointment haha.. not to mention he was half asleep when I told him, ANYWAYS that is probably it. Got it a month after I turned 18.

The end

Little do they know... I'm going to get more sooner or later

 

Probably working as security in Walmart a few years ago, some dude decided he would make a break for it after we had attempted to get him back inside. After I chased and he realized I was faster he turned and swung a pair of brass knuckles at me, and I ducked my head out of the way, grabbed his arm and threw him through the garden center door Judo style into a face plant on a bunch of broken glass.

Needlessly to say they weren't happy I threw him through the door but it was really badass.

 

uhm.. I don't know what you mean by bad ass.. I have defaced plenty of public restrooms in my day.

 

I stole a pack of firecrackers when i was 10. (During the winter break) when school came i linked all the firecrackers to one string and like them in the lunch rroom i didn't get caught as I placed them there beforehand.

 

I tied my bike to the back of my friends truck and he went about 50 mph as I went over a makeshift ramp. Things did not go well and resulted in a broken arm and wrist.

 

fucked a girl on a sink while people were partying outside the bathroom

 

When I met Sacro.

 

Lord of the Rings marathon.

Well, at least we pretended it was bad ass at the time...

 

My badass list

1. Ran a train on a girl about 7 years ago (I was 16)
2. Got held at gunpoint by about 10 cops because they thought my airsoft gun was a real gun.
3. Threw a grenade.

 

- Been chased numerous times by the police for stupid shit when I was younger
- Been in a lot of fights and took MMA for a number of years