how do i pray the gay away?

[Mootrucks]

I want to start off by saying i'm not gay but I get gay tendencies, we've all got that one time at band camp where our friend has stuck a flute in our ass but this is taking it to the extreme. i'll be watching tv and all of a sudden I have a remote stuck in my ass or playing on the computer and i try to put the keyboard in my ass but it wont fit so i keep trying and I want to make it all stop, if u have suggestion please let me know.

 

[Hamouze]

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

wWe sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

 

[Superfluous]

it sounds like your ass is the common denominator here. have you considered getting it removed?

 

[Mootrucks]

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

wWe sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

Requesting lock on this thread cause this guy is a faggot and god hates gays

it sounds like your ass is the common denominator here. have you considered getting it removed?

tell a girl to get rid of her vegina and see what she say? thats what i thought..

 

[Mootrucks]

I think i figured out why god supposedly hates gays, and I think we have the same mind set, theoretically making me a god. He wants all the dicks to himself, what a whore he's, but I can't blame him.

 

what a whore he's,

i didn't understand this


Pick up a toy cow and stick that in your behind. So then whenever you try attempt to stick anything else in the toy cow will eat it.

 

[Mootrucks]

i didn't understand this


Pick up a toy cow and stick that in your behind. So then whenever you try attempt to stick anything else in the toy cow will eat it.

I want the real thing

 

[bogla muffy]

you should try the real thing

 

i think the answer here is lube

 

[bogla muffy]

i think the answer here is lube

lube dose answer a lot of problems but i don't think this is one

 

 

have u tried turning it off and on again

 

[bogla muffy]

looks so shoped ... but i think id still buy it wonder if i can get ti for s7

 

lube dose answer a lot of problems but i don't think this is one

If there's ever a question of whether there should be more lube, the answer is always yes

 

[Khaini]

Summer Camp | The Naming Project There you go mate.

 

[Hulk]

I like girls

 

[Mootrucks]

Summer Camp | The Naming Project There you go mate.

Thanks, i'll see you their.

 

I saw a yandex robot crawling this thread so I thought I'd bump it

 

[T V]

stick that in your behind.

that's all I saw here.

 

[Khaini]

Anyone else been to summer camp this year?