How come U.S.A don't have wars here?

How about because everyone else is too pussy to try to get remotely close to us because of our national defense systems. They could try coming in person, only to meet the navy/air force. They can try launching a missile, only to be met with a counter-launch designed to destroy theirs. And if all else fails they can use their 39 mage and tele here, but then the marines would probably just pwn their asses.

On a serious side. The United States tends to only finish fights. Honestly, believe it or not, we dont start them. "But but but what about Iraq Swift?". Iraqi Freedom was a REQUEST from the Iraqi government. Consider it a formal invitation to kick ass. Enduring Freedom (Afghanistan) was a direct retaliation to September 11th.

Just to list some wars that did happen in our "area":

French & Indian War - not France vs. Indians but the Brits vs. France & Indians just for territory. The "Americans" werent involved because we weren't "Americans" yet. Although we did fight for the Brits.
Revolutionary War - That was on our turf and solely for our freedom. First time we actually fought on our ground and called ourselves "Americans".
War of 1812 - Brits just don't know how to accept defeat so they got pissed that we beat em in 1776 and called for a rematch (losing miserably once again--sorry guys).
Civil War - really? Do i need to explain its title?
Mexican American War - "Remember the Alamo"? Well, do ya? Basically this was the mexican government being little babies saying that we couldnt touch their Texas... Yea, well look how that turned out faggots. We're pro fighters.
Spanish American War - Not to be confused with the Mexican/American one--this was with ole Roosevelt. Guess you could say it was on US ground, it was North America afterall.

(Between here and WWII we got involved in all kinds of shit with Guam, Cuba, Puerto Rico, Panama, etc. Nothing too big, just a few months of fighting at a time. Needless to say, we basically kicked their asses.)

Now heres the real shockers:

WWII - Yup, not alot of people actually know this but the Germans actually used submarines (U-Boats) to patrol the New England coastlines to "spy" on us or whatever they thought they were doing. Japs did the same with Cali and Oregan after Pearl Harbor (Dec. 7, 1941).

Various small conflicts including the Cuban Missle Crisis where US Marines were sent in small groups to handle ICBM (Intercontienential Ballistic Missle) threats to Floridia and the surrounding states by the Soviet Union. But because Kennedy was a smooth talker, the USSR eventually dismantled them and took them back to Russia.

And recently, we all know about terror attacks.

Now to answer your question as to "WHY NOONE EVER FIGHTS ON OUR TURF ANYMORE":

1. The last people who directly fucked with us are being shot at as we speak (Taliban).

2. The people before them got 2 H-Bombs dropped on their asses killing nearly 250,000 people in 30 seconds.

3. We basically took on the worlds biggest superpower (at the time, its us now), Great Britan TWICE and ate their lunch, TWICE.

Nowadays nations are scared shitless to do anything to us. We made wonderful examples outta the ones who had the balls to try.

And the ones who have the balls, and the firepower are just too damn broke to do anything. (i.e. Russia, Iran, Korea.)

Hope that helps =D

 

One does not simply walk into Mordor.

 

Those weren't h-bombs, they were fission type bombs. One used uranium, and one used plutonium.

 

Any country would be stupid too attack the U.S.. Maybe if Germany, Russian, and China were all against us we would lose, even then there would be major damage done to them and their economy would be destroyed.

 

because ever other house has some bloke with a gun ready to blow a mother fucker away.

 

Because the most powerful countries in the world include: America, The whole UK, Russia, Japan and North Korea. Why would you fuck with them, when they're all allies, except for North Korea?

 

I blame the Jews.

 

Japan is not one of the most powerful countries. China should be on your list. The United States and Russia are not "allies".

 

we got missiles foo! we could just shooot you down! weeee

 

hmm think about it like this

Attacking usa is like a suicide mission because it would end up with you getting fucked up and even if you and your allys beat us gf to your economy