Apparently you can't tell that because of my username. You've gotten 1/2 though, not to shabby. I am indeed American, and if anything - I'm underweight.
Apparently you're still into immature comments and things involving jacking off, you obviously don't have a girlfriend, or even anyone willing to hook up with you to do it for you. That I can tell for a fact because you have the balls to say that you feel bad for me because my mom doesn't let me watch porn, therefore you obviously watch it constantly.
well your not exactly 100 percent correct either, i will admit i do not have a girlfriend at the moment, but i dont see why people blather on about girlfriends, they dont get you anywhere in life, you grow up and are stupid, and have a girlfriend that is an idiot also? id much rather have a good job than some lousy girlfriend that has an iq of 50, much like you americans, and why would i hook up, im 14years old, and you have no right to control wether or not i watch porn, and your underweight? thats even worse than being obese, because your just about as strong as your mothers/fathers rear end (the one that is skinny) theres nothing to be proud of for you, skinny vs fat = fat wins. But, Skinny vs Fat vs Average = Average wins.