Help me bros

Date passed out drunk in back his car naked what do

 

"His" car and if you wanna if them niggas who call a ass a pussy during sex imspend my thanks giveing hunting down your Vader

 

But you said he was your date

 

Well there was no difference for me on the meme, you can fuck him or whatever, in the ass any hole you like to use.

and wtf was that last part? got me confused there.

 

he is and he passed out :<

 

I'm so confused you're drunk go to sleep and come back tomorrow and tell us about how you turned his asshole inside out

 

Sorry just rage on people who like fuck guys in the ass and helps make them feel better when they refer to it as a pussy the whole time

 

More annoyed he pass out in the bar parking lot

 

just sleep nigga like damn haha you obviously don't want his dick lmao chill the fuck out and sleep haha

 

My homie did that when he got back from his deployment. Took him to the bar and he lasted like 2 hours and went and passed out in my car I feel you. It's straight though you got a bar full of people to chill with still go meet new friends

 

already hooked up

bar closed denatwimg if walk home stral his car or uber

 

DUI's fucking suck I'm the best drunk driver in the world and I still got one. You're too drunk to drive wake his ass up and get an uber. Preferably not naked

 

stop being a faggot, fuck that mans ass.

 

What if I call it a lovely brown starfish?

 

What the actual fuck is going on here

 

No idea. Called me a Vader or something, then he starts to talk about the differences between a pussy and a man's ass, gets angry about it. It is uncertain the fate of the drunk guy's ass

 

are you a girl