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[getonmylvl]

Hey there
Not sure if this is allowed, so close if it isn't

Basically, about a year ago, I went on a rampage, and spent a shit tonne of IRL money on bonds. I then saw an unforeseen payment on my car, which prompted me to ask for a refund from Jagex. Being the little trolls they are they said yeah fine, except instead of taking the items on my account they just sent a bill through to my account.

I am now not working, and would like to unlock these assets, and sell them off. I cannot do this however if I can't pay for it

What I am asking is for you to invest in me, and when I reach the goal of £280 I will unlock the account, sell the white partyhat on the account as well as a couple hundred mill or whatever, and then pay you (negotiable) 25% profit over whatever you paid me in the first place

You migh tbe questioning who on earth would do this, and I'm thinking the same but I will put it out there, and see if anyone comes in.

We can discuss about how long I should wait (I am slowly selling stuff in my flat to be able to afford) however it is negotiable, and after a certain period I will refund the money.

I HAVE NO PROOF OF ANY OF THE ITEMS! Sadly, I can't give any proof. I also have about 20 vouches - not much. I totally understand about the risk involved. We can discuss what will happen

thanks for viewing, sorry if it isn't allowed. Pm me for more info or message on here if you need more info/ interested

 

[Almighty So]

so what you are asking is for a loan of 280 pounds?

 

[getonmylvl]

so what you are asking is for a loan of 280 pounds?

yep, just done the maths and realise the money I will get back is pretty shite so I probably won't go ahead with it

 

[Almighty So]

but if you sell a phat you can pay back the loaner in the first day?

 

[Ayy]

Didn't you ask for the exact same thing quite a while ago?

 

[getonmylvl]

I did, and then I decided it wasnt feasible. Somehow something always gets in the way when I go to unlock my account. As with the other question, yes that was the plan, however I don't think the return is worth it. Saving isn't a word in my dictionary unfortunately, I will have to learn how to do it.

 

[Almighty So]

so you don't want this offer now?

 

This is considered begging (by my standpoint), which isn't allowed.

 

[Pain]

This is considered begging (by my standpoint), which isn't allowed.

I would argue that asking for a loan for a % return is not begging.


If you consider this begging, do you consider every college student or person who asks a bank for a loan a begger?


Just to play devil's advocate I thought i'd comment ;3.

 

I would argue that asking for a loan for a % return is not begging.


If you consider this begging, do you consider every college student or person who asks a bank for a loan a begger?


Just to play devil's advocate I thought i'd comment ;3.

College students have proof they're going to college, OP does not

Yes he may be having a return, but I don't think asking for loans in this section of Sythe is allowed. I believe he can ask in Spam Forum.

 

[SmokeHut]

Nobody will lend you £280 for a £70 return, when you quite clearly show you're useless with money.

 

[Sebas613]

I think you would be best off finding a friend IRL to lend you this.

I mean, it is not such a large amount that most people around college age do not have it, even if they do not have rich parents.

Pretty sure one of them would be happy to make 70 pounds.

If you ask one and get the acc unlocked, I'd be happy to buy the gold it has. Lending it to a complete stranger however, no thanks

 

[Almighty So]

Nobody will lend you £280 for a £70 return, when you quite clearly show you're useless with money.

yep. you point out you suck with money. very risky

 

[DRSX]

Ask your parents, I'm sure they'll lend you the money

 

[n4n0]

Not allowed. Closed.