I donated $50 and all I got was 300gp and some fake lousy claws.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy.............. Her heart
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted
Hope I win with one of them![]()
Heh. Indeed. Long time.Didn't expect unb4nn3d of all people to post here XD long time no see.
What's long and hard and full of seaman?

