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Merchant Millz

Merchant Millz

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Well Hi sythe, most of you probably don't know me, but you may have seen me in such films as "Anal: The story of guitars", and "I got fucked-By a guitar!". If you have not seen me or heard of me, then you are fucking retarded. But on the other hand, music makes me pwn. Yup.

Lately nowadays, I have quit playing runescape and started a new life.
What life? Being a myspace whore. It really isn't as easy as it seems.
I have to take 400 pictures daily and most of them are half-naked pics with me and my guitar, which I play constantly.

My guitar is most likely one you have all seen.
guitar-hero-ii_51.jpg

Yup, a guitar hero guitar. Now you are probably thinking im some douchebag guitar hero player. But no, Indeed I am ranked #1 Online.
I usually play around 8-19 hours per day, depending on if my fingers aren't burning from playing the last nite.

My friends on myspace [40k+] tell me to quit playing guitar hero and fully take on the role of a myspace whore. But I tell them no, I am not addicted to guitar hero, I just love playing it. Unfortunately the doctor says it's an addiction.

guitarherosticker.jpg


I recently dropped out of school to pursue and education in guitar hero.
Unfortunately, I am too good of a player that no teacher can teach me how to play better. So now I am a guitar hero teacher, and get paid 1500 guitar hero cash/hour.

Unfortunately, I have no youtube videos to prove I am the number one online guitar hero player, but you must believe me.


I can show you the way of the guitar...but it will cost you some cash.


K thanks, bye.
 
I approve this message, but merchant millz is clearly stealing the intellectual property of the homosexual negroid man who posted the original thread.
 
Faskist said:
I approve this message, but merchant millz is clearly stealing the intellectual property of the homosexual negroid man who posted the original thread.
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Thank you _Faskist_.
Unfortunately, here at sythe we do not approve of the using term "homosexual negroid man".
If you are going to say that, use the correct vocabulary, as seen in example1


example 1:
FAG ASS N1GG3R GO SUCK A 12 INCH DICK.

-This has been a paid post by United Negro Foundation. 2008-2009.
 
Merchant Millz said:
Thank you _Faskist_.
Unfortunately, here at sythe we do not approve of the using term "homosexual negroid man".
If you are going to say that, use the correct vocabulary, as seen in example1


example 1:
FAG ASS N1GG3R GO SUCK A 12 INCH DICK.

-This has been a paid post by United Negro Foundation. 2008-2009.
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Mr. ``Merchant Millz'', clearly you see us as having some sort of altercation in the vicinity of this threadularity. I see no such altercation but I shan't be averse to a ballchoppingly sincere apology from yourself over this misunderstanding. All this from a negro man living in the Europes.

EDIT: SOMETIMES I WONDER IF YOU LOVE ME AT ALL
 
wow weird^
Gl whoring though.
 
Faskist said:
Mr. ``Merchant Millz'', clearly you see us as having some sort of altercation in the vicinity of this threadularity. I see no such altercation but I shan't be averse to a ballchoppingly sincere apology from yourself over this misunderstanding. All this from a negro man living in the Europes.

EDIT: SOMETIMES I WONDER IF YOU LOVE ME AT ALL
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Senior Faskist, clearly you see us as having some sort of battle in which you must win. Thus, I see no such battle but I shall not be averse to a nutchopping apology from yourself over this post. All this from a brown man living in the trash Can.

EDIT: SOMETIMES I THINK YOU DON'T LOVE ME AT ALL
 
Merchant Millz said:
Senior Faskist, clearly you see us as having some sort of battle in which you must win. Thus, I see no such battle but I shall not be averse to a nutchopping apology from yourself over this post. All this from a brown man living in the trash Can.

EDIT: SOMETIMES I THINK YOU DON'T LOVE ME AT ALL
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I don't agree with your parody I think it mocks the original work.
 
dude wtf.. thats sad
 
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