Jesse says: yeah so? Jesse says: You probably will noone sells that account for 5 fucking bucks jake says: is it good? Jesse says: its OK Jesse says: worth like $20? Jesse says: prolly more idk Jesse says: hmm Jesse says: ur acc is a girl Jesse says: ur a boy jake says: i thought id be like 10 dollars Jesse says: perhaps a queer? jake says: oh yeah im gomo jake says: homo.. Jesse says: you are? jake says: no im being sarcastic dumshit Jesse says: wow ur 8 in ur pic Jesse says: no1 8 says dumshit Jesse says: learn 2 spell Jesse says: and fuck off scammer jake says: rofl im jake of course jesse is "Transparent" on forums
There was this one time when I was so constipated from lack of proper diet and opiate abuse that I strained so hard I passed out and hit my head on the bathtub. I guess my bowels released when I was unconscious because I was awakened by my dog licking a mixture of blood and feces from my swollen and prolapsed rectum. To this day the muscles are so atrophied that I must wear a special harness to keep my bowels from spilling into my rubber underwear.