Get Jacked, Faggots.

K faggots, here's how this works. Roll 2 dice, first one is how many sit ups you have to do, second is how many push ups you have to do

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[ dice ]100[ /dice ] Sit ups
[ dice ]50[ /dice ] Push ups
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If you cheat or half-ass your sit ups/push ups, you are cursed to get herpes from the next person you engage in sexy times with.


I'm killin

Dice Roll: 2 of 100

sit ups
I'm crushin

Dice Roll: 47 of 50

push ups

 

is there a prize if we post vid proof?

 

a healthy body.

situps

Dice Roll: 93 of 100

pushups

Dice Roll: 64 of 100

NO THAT'S NOT GAMBLING

 

fuck sakes ain't nobody got time for that.

 

Herpes 4 TTB.

 

will post vid if thre is le prize, otherwise, ima keep eating my tatertots

 

My body doesn't believe in push-ups.

 

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Call your doctor at once if you have any of these serious side effects:

severe blistering, peeling, and red skin rash;
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dry mouth.

 

who would want to go to one of the worst games ever to dice in one of the worst dice clans ever?

 

Dice Roll: 50 of 100

Dice Roll: 4 of 50

 

Heard u was talkin shit about RS mate. Sending your IP to Markdonalds right now son, get rekt.

 

RIP
Still won't do them. Herpes sounds promising.

 

K, your herpes should arrive in 7-18 business days.

 

Will it come quicker if I get the Supreme Unhealthiness subscription? I heard you get two day shipping with it. :s:s

 

I laughed too much at that.

 

No, the only delivery option we currently offer is 'dirty hitchhiker', he doesn't move all that fast, but he delivers quality herpes.

 

please dont i need the wifi

 

le test new ui le test

 

Dice Roll: 26 of 100

Sit ups

Dice Roll: 15 of 50

Push ups
I'm actually doing them.

 

Your next sexy time will be VD free. Please drink responsibly.