Halp pls dnt laff ok.

[Fendle]

ok so I was playing with my ghetto butt plug [rolling pin] and decided to go bigger [wine bottle] and now it went all the way in and now its stuck.

halp pls dnt laff ok its serious



PM me =[

 

have someone hit you with a baseball bat until the bottle cracks.

 

[Lame]

Stand up straight. Should solve the problem. I promise it wont break.

 

[Xier0]

Fart, we can at least use this awkward situation to study acoustics.

 

[Sage]

swallow some grapes and make some fine ass wineee

 

[Plznate]

tom green will help you my child