hahaha.. worth the read

[Olive Juice]

 

[HumblePi]

Stranger: hi
You: vassup
Stranger: nmnm
Stranger: whats shakin?
You: nmnm
Stranger: fo sho
Stranger: sounds pretty gangsta
You: i am
You: i will pop caps
You: we fuck dwarves in the ass niccuh!
Stranger: ahhhhhhahaha

 

[ImAFool]

Taken from funnyjunk

 

[Olive Juice]

Stranger: hi
You: vassup
Stranger: nmnm
Stranger: whats shakin?
You: nmnm
Stranger: fo sho
Stranger: sounds pretty gangsta
You: i am
You: i will pop caps
You: we fuck dwarves in the ass niccuh!
Stranger: ahhhhhhahaha

Wow.

That wasn't even close to funny.

 

[Infernal Dave]

Stranger: سلام
You: no terrorists pls
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[▌WeÅ¡ ▌]

This is no fun, i got owned.

Stranger: hi
You: I hate you
Stranger: I love you
You: That's nice.
Stranger: Yes it is.
You: You're a slut.
Stranger: I'm a male prostitute. It pays well and i have sex all day. I'm a smart man.
Stranger: you hate me because u wish people payed u for sex
Stranger: ur on the other end of that hey?
Stranger:
You: Your right..
Stranger: dont start an arguement u cant win boy
------------------------------------------

Another one,

Stranger: blah
Stranger: hi
You: Fuck you
Stranger: what'd i do to u..?
You: You're a bitch thats what
Stranger: but u dont even kno me to call me one.
Stranger: i mean i kno i am but still
Stranger: doesnt give u the right to call me one
You: Ok ok stfu you lonely prick
Stranger: i sense u're a very angry person who needs someone to talk to
Stranger: so what's up?
You: Oh nothing much.
You: You
Stranger: whats the point? u dont really care
You: No i do.
You: I was just poking some fun.
Stranger: lol yea i kno
Stranger: so's everyone else
You: Ya, so um, are you interested in Human trafficking?
then he or she disconnected.

 

[Tarum]

Stranger: Do you support the legalization of marijuana? (Don't be a bitch and disconnect if you don't support it)
You: dude
You: i live in netherlands
You: amsterdam man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

/win

 

[Tarum]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: yo men
Stranger: sup
You: nm u
Stranger: nm
You: just chillin killin
Stranger: cool
You: so ur gay or something aint it
Stranger: fuck no
You: so u suck for crack
Stranger: nooo i dont doo crack
You: i bet u do !
Stranger: imm tooo youngg
Stranger: i wouldd gettt killed andd crapp
You: so u smoke weed?
Stranger: noo my friend does
You: ima tell ur dad
You: that u hang with ppl that smokes weed
Stranger: lol
You: i am a cop
You: Agent Tarum Departement Sythe
Stranger: i dont give a crapp
You: so
You: i'd own u with counter strike
Stranger: i dont play
Stranger: i play
Stranger: counter strike source
You: dude that is the fucking same
Stranger: nope
Stranger: theres cs and css and cs 1.1 and cs 1.2 and cs 1.3 and cs1.4 and cs 1.5 and cs1.6
You: wow i did not fucking now
You: dude remember the bigger the gun the bigger the penis
Stranger: thats good 2 no
Stranger: so ur just a normall cop
Stranger: HELLO
Stranger: ARE YOU THERE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

/win

 

[Tarum]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from
You: from
Stranger: china
You: china
Stranger: lol
You: lol
Stranger: ^O^
You: ^O^
Stranger: 哪里d
You: 哪里d
Stranger: ···
You: ...
Stranger: 白痴啊 你·
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

/win

 

[Tarum]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
Stranger: THAT NO ONE EVER WAS
You: Dude u just got
You: RICK ROLL'D!
Stranger: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
Stranger: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE
Stranger: POKEMON!
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Stranger: fuck rickroll is lame
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU CRY NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE!
Stranger: pokemon ownz fag
You: dude pokemon sucks
You: heavy balls
Stranger: SUCK DICK AND DIE HATER
You: lol i pik a choo ur ass nigger
Stranger: ur mom be cravin for my nigga dick fag
You: ahahah
You: u dont have a dick
You: dude ur telling me that u have a dick when u talk about fucking pokemon
Stranger: IM A FUCKING BEAR I HAVE A BIG DICK
Stranger: ROARRRRR
Stranger: LETS HAVE BEAR SEX
You: wow bears fuck hairy men
Stranger: ROARRRRRRR
You: gl with that
You have disconnected.

this site is win

 

[Tarum]

B>>um>oo