hahaha.. worth the read

[shakaka]

i promise.



You: HI
Stranger: Hi.
You: i am chinese and can you tell me please what "asl" means?
Stranger: Asl = age, sex, location
You: so you ask them how old they are and in which location they are so you can have sex with them?
Stranger: No. You ask them their age, what sex they are (male or female), and where they live.
You: that does not sound boring to me!
You: oh
You: and then you have sex with them?
Stranger: No, you don't have sex with them.. well.. I guess if you want to you could. =/
You: then what does the sex mean
You: there has to be sex!
Stranger: Sex is another word for gender.
Stranger: There doesn't have to be sex.
You: oh so
You: you could also have gender with them?
You: because sex is the same as gender
Stranger: There are many meanings for the word sex. Gender is just the word for basically which body parts have.
Stranger: Sex could mean gender or sexual intercourse.
Stranger: In this case, it means gender.
You: so
You: gender is sex and sex is gender
Stranger: Basically.
You: so
You: why is it not agl?
Stranger: I don't know.
You: because asl could be misleading so someone who does not know the language too well like myself
Stranger: Yeah, I guess.
You: well god damn, you englishfags are pretty confusing
Stranger: We didn't pick the language.
Stranger: Our forefathers did.
You: you have four fathers?
You: so they like.. ran train on eachother?
You: or what?
Stranger: I don't believe you're really chinese anymore. ;-;

 

[Olive Juice]

hi eric

 

[wtp]

Loool worth it.

Four fathers lool

 

[shakaka]

oh hello random person!

 

[K-3-V-1-N]

You: you have four fathers?

 

[bambino_91]

Stranger: No, you don't have sex with them.. well.. I guess if you want to you could. =/
You: then what does the sex mean
You: there has to be sex!

 

[HeavenLord]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: whats good?
You: im on my ipod touch cool amirite?
Stranger: yup
You: so pardon my typing haha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: kk
You: so
i think all black people should die tbhn
You: it would stop crime
Stranger: b4 i answer where u from?
You: asia
i am chinese so my grammar is not the best well
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why do i get the damn racist ones

 

[AzzBr0]

Stranger: There are many meanings for the word sex. Gender is just the word for basically which body parts have.
Stranger: Sex could mean gender or sexual intercourse.

 

[Olive Juice]

You: you have four fathers?

you wanna explain who the fuck john chavez is?

 

[programmerz]

didn't laugh.

 

[Daily]

I got to ran train and starting laughing irl

 

[shakaka]

where is this? i want to try. lol

www.omegle.com

 

[claw bogy]

You: you could also have gender with them?

 

[Shin]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Yo Terao?
You: ohai
Stranger: wherer u from?
You: i am from amerika
You: how bout u
Stranger: usa
You: onice
Stranger: i gtg
Stranger: sry
You: why you leavin me
You: is it because im fat
Stranger: im trying 2 find someone
You: someone to have sex with
Stranger: Yo Terao
Stranger: noo
You: lies
You: horny mutha fucka
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[Vlad]

I just had a really nice chat with a Brazilian girl

First ever proper convo I had with anyone. It's worth it, you get a lot more talking to them than you do trolling

 

[claw bogy]

Yo Terao

 

[Shin]

Yo Terao

송준익


 

[Dustein]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: if you ask to see my tits/have cyber sex, i will just disconnect!
You: Can I see your tits/have cyber sex?
Stranger: NO!
You: Oh, sorry.
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[iselltheobby]

Lmfao @ Four Fathers Thing Roflroflrorfl!@#$%^

 

[Shin]

I didn't know what to say like ever. I wish Eric was there to help.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: hallo
Stranger: how are ya?
You: im hot
Stranger: good, for ya and your partiner
You: what is a partiner? are you fucking chinese? not this small dick shit again.
Stranger: nope
Stranger: im Brazilian
Stranger: and got a good size dick
You: oh?
You: i dont believe you
Stranger: all right
Stranger: then beat it
You: kinky
Stranger: haha
Stranger: are ya
Stranger: where are ya from
Stranger: ?
You: i live in the UK
Stranger: good
Stranger: ya are a girl then
Stranger: ;D
You: of course
Stranger: i bet ya got a good body shapw
Stranger: shape*
You: try me
Stranger: hum...
Stranger: i´d like to suck those tits
Stranger: and spit in your pussy
You: you talkin' dirty to me?
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: depends
Stranger: if ya wanna haha
You: b-b-b-birthday sexxxx
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how old are ya?
You: 19, but lets keep that a secret
You: ; )
Stranger: haha yeah sup
Stranger: are ya black or white?
You: i aint no nigger
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im one
Stranger: i like this white girls
Stranger: give contrast ya know haha
You: aw
You: i see how it is
You: you think I be here to suck dick for food stamps
You: yeah fuk dat
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i´d like ya to suck my dick till it get wet as well
Stranger: and then fuck this good ass i guess ya got
Stranger: ;D
You: ohhhh dont stop!
Stranger: and suck this tits
Stranger: ya would like it?
Stranger: yeah, i bet you´d like it
Stranger: and ask me about fuck ya as well
You: OHHH.. DONT STOP... IM ABOUT TO... !!!
Stranger: and im fuckin, and fuckin, and fuckin ya
Stranger: and ya are at 4 for me
Stranger: and im behind ya just fucking and fucking
Stranger: ya start screaming
Stranger: not so loud
Stranger: softly
Stranger: smooth
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: and then your ass is so wet
Stranger: so fucking wet
You: would you like me... to be a pirate?
You: HARR HARRR
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: a good gucking pirate girl
Stranger: fucking*
You: I'll show you how to use my sword when I cut that shit off and feed it to your parents as a casserole.
You: So fucking delicious.
Stranger: oh, it hurts
Stranger: beat it haha
Stranger: ;D
You: but baby you didn't penetrate
Stranger: oh, all right
You: you're too small for this
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ya guess i am
Stranger: but a got 18 cm
Stranger: i can cause harm to ya haha
You:
Stranger: a good harm ^^
Stranger: ya´d like it
Stranger: ;D
You: so you like fucking guys?
Stranger: beat it
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