Guide To Masturbating

[teh sex]

lmao i cnat stop laughing

 

[i noob killer i]

wow what a joke this is

 

[d 7 x]

*Remember* This guide is for pure entertainment and was totally immature.

Yes, it was, pretty sad for kids if they use this lol. Not because it doesn't work, but because if you need to learn.. tisk tisk.

 

[Stabik]

DELETE THIS THREAD ITS PoINTLESS

 

[Marc323909]

HAHA, Nice

 

[Friddy]

Disgusting...

Thanks for the spam shit eater.

 

[Willshire]

Thanks. THIS IS REALLY GOING TO HELP ME OUT. 10/10 BEST GUIDE IVE EVER SEEN. EVEN WITH COLORZ

 

[R33l2r3al]

Hey comeon, even though its against UR rules, it is very helpful to around 75% of this forum, because its filled with 12 year olds. (Rs Blackmarket).

but anyways, im not 12. so 0000000000000000000.1/10

The UE isn't just to help out others. It provides an area for intelligent people to discuss various things. This guide is just plain immature and not necessary.

And as you said, the 12 year olds are in the black market.

 

[owain__Jones]

ROFL this reminds me of a joke i tell people all the time on MSN

I spam them and say

FIST
FIST
FIST
RUB
REPEAT







Put at the bottom of your guide "For girls - Fist - fist - fist - rub - repeat"

 

[Ibuygold]

Finally, thanks man!

 

[Panther]

Just cummed all over the screen for this guide,

10/10

 

[bennytheberry]

Oh, that's how you do it. Thanks.

 

[yellownovember]

-Masturbating is natural and manly thing to do.
-Do not jack off to guys.
-Try to avoid pictures.
-Remember sound is the best when using a clip.
-If you can't go all the way, keep practicing!
-Set times for yourself. Day 1 you wank off for 10 minutes and increase 5 minutes each day.

LMAO don't jack off to guys

 

[Teal Wave]

Rofl nice especially the part about the stop and go method lmao