Ok, here are the steps that are required to become a respected member on sythe. After following all these steps, you should acquire the 'Highly Respected Rank' and become part of the Sythe Staff. Lots of noobs have been trying and failing to be highly respected, i'm not saying any names *cough* Unb4nn3d *cough* so heres the guide:
Step 1
Add All The Sythe Staff's Msn
The first thing to do to become respected, is to add ALL of Sythe's Staff msn's. Once they add you, you should constantly talk to them. I'd recommend talking to them about Runescape lots and lots. Or talk to them about Sythe and how you want to be a mod etc.
Step 2
Act Smart In All Posts
When ever someone posts something, research what they post on google so that you can respond to them with facts. This makes everyone think you are just super smart since all your posts are 100% accurate.
Step 3
Spam Shitloads To Gain Post Count
Mods aren't stupid, they know post count is your penis size. That's why they all have a decent amount of posts, if you want to become highly respected then you need a big penis. No one respects a pin dick.
Step 4
Make An Attention Thread
Make a thread like "I'm gay" or "I'm going to kill myself", this gains attention and makes you 'cool'. People will be insulting you, but thats a sure sign of jealousy at your overwhelming coolness.
Step 5
The Perfect Signature Combo
Signatures should include:
-Vouches! Have cool vouches like "vouch for (name), he told me the right section in which to post something", pointless shit like that goes a long way
-Names! Get all the mods names and post them in your signature with the title; "cool dudes" or something like that, make sure you don't add any of your friends to the list. Only sythe staff, otherwise it's not cool. This way people think you are friends with all of them and will think your 'hip' and 'with it'.
-Ban List! Have a list of people you've banned even though 'technically' you haven't banned shit all since your not a mod.
Step 6
Be A Suck Up
When you see a post made by a sythe staff member, agree with them NO MATTER WHAT!!!
Step 7
Suggestion Forum
Suggest that certain people should be a mod, have a list of about two people that everyone likes and then ADD YOU TO THE LIST! This way people don't realise that you couldn't give two shits about the other people on that list and that you just want to desperately become a mod.
Step 8
Spam Forum
Post in the spam forum, if someone is mean to you then you should say that the spam forum is for losers and no-lifers. Then make a suggestion that the spam forum should be deleted because its 'pointless'.
Step 9
Quoting Sythe Staff
Try to quote something a sythe staff member has said every time you post. This way people think you are friends with them.
Step 10
Reap The Rewards
Congratulations, you're now respected! Everyone on sythe loves you and you should have all the ranks you could ever desire. REMEMBER always fail at life.
Thanks For Reading.
-This guide was made as a joke and if anyone was offended it was not intentional.
-The guide was targeted at all those noobs wanting to be moderators.
-If anyone has anything to add to this guide, feel free to post it and i'll add it in if its not retarded.
-I tried to incorporate all the things that noobs these days are doing to try to become a sythe mod.
-Yes, i was bored. Theres no one on the spam forum or on sythe in general at this time of night.
