Guess whose in trouble!

ME! My mommy just got home from the Ozzy Osbourne concert and apparently I left the stove top on max for the past 8 and a half hours. LOL! I'm not allowed to use the stove anymore.

 

Were you cooking your sister...?

 

No you silly, I was making Mr noodles. I took the pot off and went up stairs to watch porn. I was home alone , cooking is so complicated.

 

If i was your mom i would forbid you from tieing you shoe laces up after that, you would probably manage too lose a finger in the process.

 

My shoes are slip on or velcro. I mean I like laces, but IMO who has the time?

 

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Wow, you can't even make noodles properly? >_>

 

Win win if you ask me, now she has to cook for you ;D

 

Animated dragon avatars are the shit now.


You heard it here first.

 

whats a stove top

 

No it's so hard because my stove doesn't have a timer so how I'm I suppose to count five minutes? They were gross so i didn't eat them I just took the pot off and went up stairs and forgot. LOL


My sister was like give me your hand... and BOOM slapped it. She went and got my pancakes from Mcdonalds though.

 

mcdonalds dont make pancakes y u lie tho amg

 

Matt, y u lie, y?

 

Yes they do. You're so stupid. Trust me I know the entire menu.

 

matt, I do hope that this is a troll.

 

Lol, I wish. I'm really forgetful and clumsy in real life. One time I was 35 minutes late for class I walked in trying to be quite but I slipped on my foot and fell into the chalk board and all the chalk, dust and erasers went flying.

True story.

Edit: This was also during an important test, so everyone was very quite.

 

Oh my...

 

now im in trouble halp

 

this is why we can't have nice things.

matt ffs show your rank and change your avatar man ffs

 

Why doesn't the US need a women's ski team?

There is no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Old jokes are old.