Buy printer, it's like super high tech and shit.
School's WiFi is apeshit crazy so it keeps switching networks, can't print.
Printer stops feeding paper properly.
Printer stops working half the time.
Printer begins printing the coding for the print rather than printing the pages.
Printer randomly prints hundreds of pages of code.
Printer randomly turns itself on and off or begins flashing all buttons.
Buy router, set up printer through that.
Printer now remains connected to network, but has all of above issues.
Fucking lick my fingers and make the paper feeder wet.
Everything begins working. Everything.