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Gordon Freeman vs SMR's Moustache

Who would win?


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Who would win?
 
Gordon freeman...
is obvious
 
I voted your stache, simply because I do not think I ever saw "stache trimmers" in half life... he'd have to kill you, then chainsaw your face off... either way, he's not beating JUST the stache... and you can't really beat it... I spose he could torch it off... or blow it up...

hmm...
 
I spose he could torch it off... or blow it up...
Terrorist groups have been trying to plan a bombing on his stach for years.....
But every time they get close to it, they pull out a gun and shoot themselves in the head.....Scientiest speculate that SMR's facial hair uses telekinesis that it had developed with the help of SMR's admin powers...
 
Terrorist groups have been trying to plan a bombing on his stach for years.....
But every time they get close to it, they pull out a gun and shoot themselves in the head.....Scientiest speculate that SMR's facial hair uses telekinesis that it had developed with the help of SMR's admin powers...

Or they realize that he is a terrorist, and the only way suicide bombers know how to abort a mission is to blow themselves up... Given that they would kill SMR if they did that, they would instead shoot themselves.

VICTORY OR DEATH!

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