Good God.

[Zima]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net

At first I thought it was a giant joke. Maybe a bunch of people get bored alot and go make wildly over the top comments. Hell, I went into character and made a few myself. But then I realized that it might not be a joke, so I asked. They told me to read this topic: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4365

The thing that scares me about this is that these aren't just a couple hundred wackos.

The number of Americans who are evangelical, charismatic or conservative Christians now exceeds 100 million. That's 100,000,000.

"Protestant mega-churches [such as Landover Baptist] are spreading exponentially. There are now 850 in America. They each have congregations of more than 2,000 and a combined total of 3 million. John Vaughan, whose organization Church Growth Today monitors and encourages their expansion, says a new mega-church appears in America every four days."

- The Guardian, UK

In that topic they have quotes and policies of prominent figures in the government and media as well.

 

[.::MaSteR::.]

its a church thing i believe ^

 

[x3mvess]

wtf is this?

 

[
Colby
]

The number of Americans who are evangelical, charismatic or conservative Christians now exceeds 100 million. That's 100,000,000.

If you think about it, that really isn't that much.
But the bigger thing is, why are you saying this?

 

[Datsyuk4242]

Lmfao!! Take a look at this: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=125

This thread is about ways to tell if your kid is a goth...

Now scroll down to number 25,
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this.


hahahhahahh!

 

[TheRelinquished]

ROFL thats hilarious!

 

[Immortality]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4537

WOW.. Look at this fucking idiot.

 

[Darkspirith]

rofl funny.

 

[Zima]

And that's a REAL religion. It's not a joke. People actually believe that shit.

 

[ikill3du]

wow......

 

[SlaveOfTheBeast]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4537

WOW.. Look at this fucking idiot.

WOW, what a fucking stupid idiot. Honestly, they want to blow up the moon?

 

[haggislite]

And that's a REAL religion. It's not a joke. People actually believe that shit.

nope, its a parody site
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist

try a bit of a net hunt before you go "ohmygodsssitsreal!!!" next time.

 

[Immortality]

nope, its a parody site
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist

try a bit of a net hunt before you go "ohmygodsssitsreal!!!" next time.

You are aware that wikipedia can be edited by ANYONE at ANYTIME?

And if you'll look, the people on the site are taking it seriously.

 

[Swan]

Lmfao!! Take a look at this: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=125

This thread is about ways to tell if your kid is a goth...

Now scroll down to number 25,
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this.


hahahhahahh!

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[Hello Miss799]

lol this is so funnny