God's Checklist for Christianity

Christianity says or some pastors say?
God's word isn't necessarily exactly what you heard one person say it was...

 

Not one person. When my best friend died, some person walked up to me. 'He's in a better place now, God has a plan for all of us.'

It's not just one person. Have you never heard anyone say that?

 

I was entertained by this thread but please, photoshopexp3rt, stop throwing your commas around like you're at a lolly scramble - it's incessantly annoying.
Also on a side note - you can be passionate about a subject, sure, but becoming abusive and apparently angry brings you across as obnoxious and impossible to take seriously.