God Is Real

[Kaska]

There are many reasons why God is real. Many people think that God is fake
because monkeys once roamed the earth trillions of years ago and we evolved
from apes to humans. If that were true explain why there 12 of them sitting on the porch
in the apartment across from me?

If you still don't believe God is real then say it a few times out loud.

God is real... God isr eal... God isrea l... God Israel.

This proves God was born in Israel. So all you atheists cucks can sit on that one for awhile

 

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Ok

 

[Dom Mazzetti]

Proof god is real:

Me n ur girl got wasted
got the munchies so we hit taco bell
went back to her apartment
I ask 'where's the toilet' like a gentleman, kindly alluding to the trauma expanding in my bowels
airplane sized toilet smh I filled it all the way up
pray to god right then if this flushes ima say hail mary and do it with no condom just like the bible says
third flush there's no more brown except on the rim, call it good enough
wipe my ass with her roommates towel
nut in that

 

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