God Damnit..

[juvenilepunk]

How do I stop my son from defying my authority?
Serious answers people, anyone who says anything crude or offensive such as beat him will be reported.

 

[HumblePi]

Bribe him with drugs "no cocaine until you get your homework done"

never did me no harm.

 

[juvenilepunk]

I do not purchase nor use illegal substances.

 

[K-3-V-1-N]

take away his eating privileges

 

[drewskyd]

take away his sleeping privileges.

 

[juvenilepunk]

I was thinking of family counseling...

 

[Straggler]

take away his not being on fire privileges

 

bootcamp works wonders for little fuckers

 

[drewskyd]

take away his living privileges.

 

[juvenilepunk]

bootcamp works wonders for little fuckers

My brother suggested that but I can see him getting into trouble and possibly putting me in a lawsuit.

 

[shakaka]

family counseling with a lion who hasn't eaten in a week, a vest made of steak, and a 10 second head start

 

[juvenilepunk]

family counseling with a lion who hasn't eaten in a week, a vest made of steak, and a 10 second head start

Reported for cruelty. You sicken me.

 

[shakaka]

y?

 

[juvenilepunk]

Cause you say feed him to lion.

 

[shakaka]

no he has a 10 second head start. if he's fast he'll be fine.

 

[juvenilepunk]

You kno he not fast tho...why you playin chico.

 

[shakaka]

watever man. jus watever

 

[juvenilepunk]

Sigh..

 

[Dustein]

I had the same problem with my child. Taking away privileges such as TV and stuff really works wonders. I also lock him in his room and give him spankings if he gets a temper-tantrum.

 

[Schnell]

Mutual respect and boundaries.