okay, so why i deserve it...
hmm, okay i got this. i swear this is the truth
so yesterday i was sitting at home enjoying my day and eating a wonderful ice cream cone, when all of the sudden, the phone rang. i figured, "hey this is most likely telemarketers, but when i checked it, it said Pheonix Hospital."
I answered, figuring it must be important.
it was.
my mother was in the hospital, and the doctor had called to inform me of some very tragic news.
MY MOTHER HAS TESTICULAR CANCER
now, to anyone who doesnt know what that is, that is cancer in your nutsack.
so there's my reason, you really cant say no to me now. the joy of your account would take my mind off the pain my mother and her balls are in, and i think i deserve it.
thank you.
pee ess- PM me if i win