Giving away a barrows pure.

[stepe_archer]

ok look i are so depressed, i had a chocolate chip cookie and this bullie at school stole it from me. i am in deep depression and am going to commit suicide, if you have a heart, help a dieng stranger out. the only thing that can save my life is the barrows pure, be nice in the eyes of god!

Ahahahaha:nuts:

 

[rsguru666]

i'd like it because i am quite fat and so i cant fit through a doorway so the only thing i can do is play runescape and eat more food. Also im on a mission to be the fattest man in the world so this would be good motivation

 

[Hai 2 u]

ok look i are so depressed, i had a chocolate chip cookie and this bullie at school stole it from me. i am in deep depression and am going to commit suicide, if you have a heart, help a dieng stranger out. the only thing that can save my life is the barrows pure, be nice in the eyes of god!

D0 1 W1N

 

[numb 4 lyfe]

Idk.. I guess... Um.. I was raped.? And.. Only Rs will fix my current mental state..? Er.. Yes.

 

[Teh_Sghedinator]

Well, I'm not going to whinge or complain because this happened to me, or that affected me, I'm just going to be straight forward.

A Barrows Pure would be nice, to poke fun at other noobs and laugh in their faces once they get pwned in BH. I could also stir up trouble at school with this account, I'd be like "Check out this mad arse account I got given to me B*tches!" And they'd be like, "Whoa nelly! Would you be able to give me some money, because you're obviously rich on that account?" And I'd be like, "Hellz yeah!"

*Next day at school*

"YOU KILLED ME IN BH YOU BASTA*D!" I reply, "Sorry, thought you were another guy, I'll give it to you tonight."

*That night I kill him again* *He sends me a pm* "You did it again!" I reply, "Oh sorry, I'll give you your money now." *Trades 3k* ^_^

LMMAAAOOOOO!

 

[Your Sister]

I'm On Crack, Give It Me You Fucker!

Winner plox =D?

 

[netgamer]

Your Sister, pm me your msn uaex wants to talk to you, sythe was down last night

 

[d1sturb3d]

i have raging hormones! and my 3 week old baby loves pancakes! i dont have a job! i dont have any gp! and no lobsters! i smoked all my dwarf weed! and im off my super " magic " pot! so please ! i need an account!

 

[darknss93]

some bitch hacked my strength pure now i dont have any accounts.
[email protected]
spam that bitch AND GIVE ME BARROWS PURE PLZ

 

[M5citypwns]

I want it because I lost over 15 million GP. I have an amazing account now with no money and I just hope that I can have this one. I'm nice, never scammed anyone before. If you ever wanted it back I'd give it back in a heartbeat. Pick the best person you see, but I bet there's a lot of people smiling through their teeth. I'm saying this out of honesty please pick me.

 

[scaper123]

hey i got killed by a guy in bh i had my santa on but i had been wanking that much it turned me blind for the day so i lost all my st00fso when i logged on and seen i had to pull my fore skin over my head and have a word with my self and as i was doing that i seen zezima getting runb over by a car but i felt more sorry for the car than zezima he said haha 99 defence owns noobs so i chucked my gran out with a bondage whip to kill him and he gave my gran a right old boning while he was traing prayer. after all that i seen him in the fileds with the sheep but he had these big wellies on and he had the sheep's front legs tucked into his wellies omfg he was boning the sheep as well as my 119 year old gran. he knocked my nanas hips in that much it is like she had more cock than john waynes gun. and he stole her whip the bondage whip. so there is why i deserve it

 

[bumberclart]

i want it cos i want a spare acc only got 2

 

[60 percent]

I really need a new acc mine wasnt hacked or anything but its crappy as hell lmao but yeah i've always wanted a barrows/dharoks pure

 

[Rozzi]

i need it because when i get home from sucking my friends dicks i need to put some more stuff in my mouth and nice cum after wacking off to this account would taste oh so yummy. 8====D-----D:

 

[bumberclart]

umm you not funny and thats disgusting u nearly made me puke

and btw your sister have u given it out yet

 

[Xfatalityx]

Because I will touch you for it.

 

[Insured4Bh]

Its well rounded. 88 cb. Has nothing on it. 85 cook too.

Post your reasons why you want it.

Best reason wins this account.

shes a scamming slut she hacked my account you sad bitch.

 

[blackbear]

because i'm rick james!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[anican178]

I could really use this. And I'm not going to be like all those other people saying that got hacked,scammed,muted,banned, etc. I could just really use this one. Mine's really crappy.

I would be really greatful

Thanks

 

[x E X I L E]

Here's my story. I need this account. I go to school every day with the arid smell of mid post pubescent cum all over my body. Why you ask? Well I'll tell you. The minute I get home from school I get butt naked, and wank my unit to pictures of David Hasslehoff, and when I cum on myself, I dont wipe it, I just put my pants and clothes back on, then while im at school I go to the computer lab and masterbate to more David Hasslehoff, and occasionally Flavore Flaav, while all the popular people stare and laugh, I cry on the inside...a silent scream if you will, because I know...I will be a virgin....FOREVER. This is actually all fabricated bullshit but I thought if I could make you laugh It might improve my chances =]