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alright im very sensitve around girls if they touch me my penis gets hard..anyways, i was at my girlfriends and her mom wasnt there and we were making out and i got a full pedged boner and i had to hide it from my girlfriend..then her mom comes home with groceries and asks for our help..i go downstairs and my girlfriend and her mom are staring at my huge boner...i was then asked to go home becuase my girlfriend was having supper..what do i do guys..
 
tuck it in your waistband
 
Getting an erection while your penis is in a condom is much harder to do, could try that.
 
tuck into waistband is best idea. its ok if you exaggerate your size
 
theres not much u can do lol... does ur gf not like dick?
if thats the case, i dont think she should be going out with u
 
I offer a few options

1. Hit yourself in the nuts
2. Pretend you have stomach pain and cant stand up, hold your stomach like your in pain, leaning over hiding your boner
3. Pinching your arm sometimes works, make sure you pinch hard though.
 
Hiding in waistband is still best idea but it's good to use that stomach pain as an alternative. :p
 
LMFAO, thats so funny.

Dude you are completely fucked, don't think she'll hang out with you anymore lol.

Think about gay porn, if your straight, your penis will basicly just withdraw completely.
 
Wow, who honestly cares? Guys get boners for no reason all the time. Just because you have a boner doesn't mean you were having sex or anything like that. If her mom is honestly make that big of a deal about it, maybe it's an indicator that your girlfriend is going to be like that some day..
 
JuanPedro said:
Ya thats what i do at school lawls pull my waste band out a little and push my boner up into it and let go of the waste band simple man
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dude we didnt need a visual :sick: D: D:
 
Well, explain to your girlfriend and her mom, it was an accident, apologise etc, try to conjure images of fat unattractive woman if you get a boner, it helps.
 
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dude we didnt need a visual :sick: D: D:
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No.... we did.... :p

Awkward moment, kinda sucks to be you. If you really think about it, you shouldn't be embarrassed or ashamed at all, just walk around with a boner, lol.

Most people are gonna look away and be like wtf? and maybe laugh at you

Unless, you just walk off proud with your prick in the air, lol. People won't do shit!
 
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Jump in the air, and flop like a fish in the air, it works.

NOT JOKING.

Just depends, what is more embarrassing.
 
Wait, why were you trying to hide that from your GIRLFRIEND? This post is Fmylife.com-esque, and really, if you want to conceal something like that, it's so goddamn easy.
-say you have to use the bathroom
-turn your back to them?!? lmao
-ehhr...waistband method..?
-think about something that'll make it go away (boring stuff?)

yeaa....
 
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