gibs me dat

Damn, can't even put spaces in between your commas, smh.

Edit: 5char

 

I guess this is over, I was enjoying myself but I guess others run out of ideas.

 

Do you ever masturbate and eat crumpets at the same time? Kinda curious.

 

You wanna know the truth ? I have never ate a crumpet I find them disgusting even the look of them. But I do enjoy a cup of tea with biscuits.

 

Do you ever masturbate while drinking tea then? Any mishaps between the tea and your penis?

 

Like I remember this one time I was going ham on my penis for good 30 mins and I got tired so I took a sip of the tea and burnt my tongue but then dipped my biscuit into the tea and soothed it that way. After this intermission came to the end I finished off after further 50 mins of solid pumping cuz I'm a stud and girls love me.

 

Have you ever finished on your biscuits?

 

Naa I always have your mum handy.

 

Ah, that's a classic. Do you sweat a lot when you masturbate?

 

Yeah during these long periods of pumping I usually acquire some sweat particles under my balls as well as in-between my bum cheeks. Usually have showers straight after or I like to masturbate in the shower for efficiency but I heard an hour and a half in a steaming hot shower ain't that good for your skin.

 

Ah, and does your mom know you think of her hairy vagina when you're going at it?

 

Anyone with a penis would know water does not work as a lubricant so how do you jerk it in the shower with just water?

Kjuba is a girl?

 

If you knew that the rest of the world except jews dont cut part of their penis's off then you would know uncircumcised people don't actually need lube. One of the reasons EU>NA.

 

did papa pureaddiction give you permission to talk?

Cause i didnt

 

5char.

 

You didn't answer my question you virgin, does your mum know you think about her in the shower?

 

I'm still waiting on payment for your signature, you're so butt hurt I wouldn't play your bitch ass in some dice games. Keep paying kids for advertising your mod bull shit, real "mod like". Look like a little bitch begging for mod.

 

You realise people do it because they like him ? Quite a abstract concept for you to understand though seeing as you are a faggot who no-one likes except PureAddiction because you are either: a) the same person b) fuck buddies.

 

I usually refer to my fap bank for pornographic material or load up gonewild girls on my phone, I prefer the natural beauty look with busty petite blondes opposed to the pornstar 40DD tits.

 

Avoiding question... confirmed you think about your mom's hairy plughole in the shower.

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