Get it all out, will help you.

Delete him off Facebook, add me on Myspace

 

My girl left me. Said some shit about me not listening to her or something... I don't know, wasn't really paying attention.

 

Good idea! I didn't want to be his friend anyways

Dude I said I only would if you don't hook me up with your sister ! I like her man why can't you let us be happy!

 

I don't have myspace, do I make a myspace account or cut my dick off? Help quick pls.

 

That's a classic 'women's rights' thing. Just don't pay attention and you'll be fine. Be glad she left you, if you stayed longer with that feminist she would've eaten your cock. Happened to friends of mine.

 

Just cut it off it will grow back bigger trust me

 

Thanks bro!

 

Cut your dick off send it in the mail to him... Vincent Van Gogh that shit

 

Don't forget man make a clean cut or it will grow back unevenly

 

Vegans these days are unreal...

 

Too late ffs, now I have 20 inches of a dick which is completely downwards to the left. It even has a circle and illuminati pyramid in it ffs.

 

im poor and need rsgp, will any1 in this thread help... plz...

 

Ikr always trying to promote healthy eating ! Bitch if I wanted to eat healthy I'd eat you out!

 

Vegans are like women's rights... both suck and don't want anything to do with meat

 

Wrong bro. They like meat so much they bite off your dick. Never trust any of the two. When she gets a gym membership and drinks smoothies or goes voting you know it's time to hop on to a new one, protect your dick or move to a better country.

 

What did I tell you? Goddam noob no one ever listens to me , maybe that's because I have a vagina

I have 1k if you want phr33 st00f

 

Its 40 inch now man, help me. Maybe I need a vegan womens rights activist to bite it off...

 

I can give you bad advice

 

Nah nah you need a butchers knife a butchers block and some heated up wire will solve the problem !

I vouch for this guy!

 

Vouch thread is in signature, thanks